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Tom Cruise is sanctimonious

June 18th, 2007Respond

Tom Cruise, who has reached the highest level of “clear”, is set to marry Australian heir James Packer, one of Sceintology’s biggest benefactors. I don’t know what goes on in a Scientology wedding and I’m too lazy to look it up. I’m just going to assume it involves eating placenta cake and a fake spaceship …

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Katie Holmes wants another baby?

May 23rd, 20073 comments

InStyle says Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are moving into a $35 million Beverly Hills estate complete with a nursery for another child.
“He told her how much he loves their little girl [Suri] and how he wants to have another baby when Katie’s ready,” a “friend of the couple” told the mag, adding, “She told …

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Jada Pinkett supports Tom Cruise

May 4th, 2007Respond

Jada Pinkett Smith has responded to recent gossip about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage falling apart and about how Tom keeps her chained in the basement.
I think everybody has this image: Poor little Kate, she doesn’t have the strength to take care of herself. People don’t know that behind all that grace is a …

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Tom Cruise is persistant

March 21st, 20071 comment

Tom Cruise has been denying Katie Holmes everything leaving Katie crying over the phone for hours to Victoria Beckham. Of course, Victoria knows first hand how Tom can be as he has been pestering her to join his made up religion. Us writes,
“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” …

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Tom Cruise tried to convert Larry King

March 12th, 20075 comments

Tom Cruise tried to persuade Larry King to join his cult of Scientology. Cruise took Larry on a personal tour of Scientology’s Hollywood museum ominously called Psychiatry: An Industry of Death. It’s an exhibit exposing the evils of psychiatry for those that don’t quite get it. King has never shied away from talking about his …

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In other news

January 30th, 20071 comment

Catch and Release with Sydney Bristow. Yes, I still call her that. [Pajiba]
The paparazzi annoy Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy]
Jessica and Jon Mayer heat it up. [CityRag]
Neve Campbell grooms her dogs. [Celebrity Smack]
Reese Witherspoon and son. [ICYDK]
Scarlett Johansson dating Marky Mark?! [Agent Bedhead]
P. Diddy diddling Sienna Miller? [Yeeeah]
Screech is not a team player. [Evil Beet]
Tom Cruise loves …

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Tom Cruise is Christ

January 23rd, 2007Respond

The leaders of the Church of Scientology have named Tom Cruise the Christ of Scientology. The delusional group of wackos believe Tom will be worshiped like Jesus for spreading the word of Scientology.
“Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he …

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Tom Cruise doesn’t like Oprah

December 7th, 20061 comment

Tom Cruise has slapped Oprah in the face again by not inviting her to his post-wedding party this Saturday. The purpose being to celebrate with the people who couldn’t make it to his wedding. Couple this with being left off the guest list for the nuptials and I’m starting to get the feeling Tom Cruise …

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