Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry in Bracciano, Italy this Saturday. It will take place at Odescalchi Castle and its $50,000 fee has been waived by the mayor because of all the attention their small town is getting. Many are speculating it will be a Scientology wedding where the marital advice given includes: never …

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Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …

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Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s still planning on buying them a present. Maybe a lifetime supply of delicious placenta. People may think this is a snub and it is. Inviting …

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In celebration of being announced head of United Artists, Tom Cruise took Katie Holmes to eat at Mastro’s Steakhouse. He reportedly spent 10 grand to secure a private room usually reserved for parties with 15 or more people. You know, because normal people can’t bathe in the light of superstars like Tom Cruise and Katie …

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Here’s a blast from the past. A quote from Mark Hoppus of Blink-182.
“At a concert I said, ‘Hey, all you guys out there - I want you to know that my mom gives great head.’ I look over and she’s pumping her fist in the air going, ‘That’s me.’”
Awkward…
Barbra Streisand was doing her George Bush …

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided on a November 18 wedding in Italy. Katie Holmes will be wearing a wedding dress made by Giorgio Armani. And me? I’ll be sitting at home not caring. I’d rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to more of this “TomKat” thing. You’d be bitter too if …

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Stanley Kubrick’s friend, R Lee Emery is claiming Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman ruined Eyes Wide Shut and the movie was a “piece of shit”. Emery says,
“Stanley called me about two weeks before he died, as a matter of fact. We had a long conversation about Eyes Wide Shut. He told me it was a …

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Even after Vanity Fair published photos of Suri Cruise, pictures of the complete trifecta have not been seen. The only family photos you’ll get are of Kate holding little giant Tom Cruise’s hand. Today looked like a no lift day for my boy Tommy. He may be a billionaire, but there’s no way I could …

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