According to an erroneous report, Kim Kardashian is in talks to replace Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Last year, Dan Lin said Jolie won’t be back to continue the franchise and that bosses wanted to cast a younger actress (oh, snap!).

For no reason at all, Kim Kardashian’s name is being thrown around. A source says, “Kim has wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara, which would be shot in 3D and aimed at a teen audience.” That actually answers both of my questions. One was how Kim would carry the film despite not having any discernible acting talent. The other was would this be in 3D?! That was meant as sarcasm but now that I think about it, it’d be a technological achievement to motorboat Kim using 3D technology.

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After Warner Bros. revealed that they would make a third Tomb Raider movie without Angelina Jolie, everyone suspected Megan Fox to be the obvious successor. Not true says a representative for Fox. A spokesperson said, “Megan is not involved in this movie.”

This should put to rest all the unfounded rumors that Angelina 2.0 will star in what will probably be another crappy movie saved only by a busty heroine in low cut shirts.

Warner Bros. says the third installment will re-imagine the origins of Lara Croft and will be a major deviation from the previous films.