Last night at the NBA finals, the Spurs defeated the Cavs and Eva Longoria’s husband to be won MVP. Which explains why Eva dry humped Tony in the middle of the court. I remember when I won my first NBA championship. Wait, no. I mean, I remember when I stuffed 32 marshmallows in my mouth …
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Tony Parker is a superstar
March 26th, 2007Respond
NBA All-Star Tony Parker’s French album debuted today. The first single Balance-toi (Translated to: Throw yourself around whose video is shown above) features the masterful lyrics,
“What, you want to dance? No, it’s not worth it. Me, I’ll stay on the sofa enjoying the vibe by raising my arms.”
I guess when you’re with a woman like …
Eva and Tony are engaged
November 30th, 20061 comment
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially engaged. Tony Parker proposed after Eva got home from work and it was said to be romantic and perfect. Unlike Eva who is the equivalent of a rat dog.
That Tony Parker sure is a lucky guy. It’s not often the state allows you to marry man’s best friend. …
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker hit a rough patch
September 29th, 2006Respond
Eva Longoria’s rep says Eva and Tony are going through a rough patch in their relationship just like anybody with demanding careers. This basically translates to Tony and Eva are done and the official announcement should come soon. One reason cited is the 7 year age difference (Eva is older). I can’t quite figure out …
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Eva Longoria wants sex with women
August 14th, 20063 comments
After Eva Longoria made out with another girl, she told her boyfriend Tony Parker that she wants a full on gay experience. Eva admits she would be open to girl on girl action to satisfy her curiousity.
“I wish I had a full-on gay experience because I think women are beautiful creatures. They’re much more attractive …




