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Tori Spelling’s Husband Tweeted Her Boobs

That retching sound you hear is me dry heaving into a trash can because yesterday, Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling’s husband, posted a picture of their son to Twitter. What was ... Read More »

This Is the ‘Wall’ Tori Spelling Took Down

Fame released a few pictures of the “wall” Tori Spelling claimed to have hit after being chased by an aggressive paparazzo. Tori must be prone to exaggeration because this “pretty ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Crashed Into a Wall

A pregnant Tori Spelling crashed into the wall of her kids’ school with both her children in tow. She went on Twitter and blamed it on a paparazzo who she ... Read More »

It’s a Pregnant Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling spent Memorial Day showing off her baby bump and saggy boobs at the beach. It was gross. Happy Tuesday. Read More »

Tori Spelling Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling announced over Twitter that she’s pregnant again in the cutest way possible. By assuming people had been asking about it. Aw, isn’t she precious? I know there’s been a ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Tortures Her Kids

How would you like to be Tori Spelling’s kid? If the fact that you have to face this gaunt, witch-looking creature who you think will throw you in the oven ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Sick

The New York Post reports Tori Spelling haunted the halls of a Los Angeles hospital two times within two days for severe stomach pain. Tori’s husband, Dean McDermott, twittered ... Read More »

Famewhores, Every Last One of Them

Candy Spelling has started using TMZ as an intermediary to her daughter, Tori. She sent an open letter to the site explaining why she’s not going to go to ... Read More »

Oh, Dear God

I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is in Hawaii

You thought you could run. You thought you could hide. You though you had escaped. But you were wrong. It’s back. More pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini. Now ... Read More »

Candy Spelling Is Just Lovely

Candy Spelling and Tori Spelling haven’t gotten along for ages and judging by an interview she had with 94.7, things haven’t changed much. They may have actually become worse. While ... Read More »

Kill It! Kill It With Fire!

Tori Spelling looks less like an attractive woman and more like Gollum with two tits hanging off his chest. Those things are so gross. I bet if you poked them, ... Read More »

Where’s a Bucket? I Need to Yak

In an excerpt from her new book Mommywood, Tori Spelling goes into explicit detail about how she had her husband, Dean McDermott, shave her genitals while she was pregnant. “I wasn’t ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Under Pressure

Tori Spelling attributes her new gaunt figure to the pressure of being thin in Hollywood. Spelling says there’s so much media scrutiny and hints that you’re a failure if you’re ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Spawns

Tori Spelling gave birth to a 6 lb 8 oz baby girl they named Stella Doreen McDermott at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center yesterday afternoon. Tori opted to have a Caesarean section. ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is a What?

In news to everybody, Tori Spelling is a voice for gays. The former 90210 star says she’s a huge hit with gay people and they consider her their gay icon. “I’m ... Read More »

Why?

Someone photographed Tori Spelling pregnant in a bikini and released it. I have no idea why someone would hate their eyes so much or why they’d hold such malice towards ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Desperate

Upon hearing that the CW network is planning on remaking the popular Beverly Hills 90210 series, Tori Spelling expressed immediate interest in appearing in the series. She evens offers producers ... Read More »

Tori Spelling’s Child Is a Primate

Shocking revelations from People! Tori Spelling has admitted to repeated verbal abuse of her child. “We call him monkey,” Spelling told PEOPLE about her 8-month-old. “We started to call him that ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Mistaken

Here’s Tori Spelling as a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. I don’t know why they would dress her up like this. She’s the opposite of sexy. If you put her ... Read More »
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