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Tori Spelling is sick

The New York Post reports Tori Spelling haunted the halls of a Los Angeles hospital two times within two days for severe stomach pain. Tori’s husband, Dean McDermott, twittered ... Read More »

Famewhores, every last one of them

Candy Spelling has started using TMZ as an intermediary to her daughter, Tori. She sent an open letter to the site explaining why she’s not going to go to ... Read More »

Oh, dear God

I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors ... Read More »

Tori Spelling is in Hawaii

You thought you could run. You thought you could hide. You though you had escaped. But you were wrong. It’s back. More pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini. Now ... Read More »

Candy Spelling is just lovely

Candy Spelling and Tori Spelling haven’t gotten along for ages and judging by an interview she had with 94.7, things haven’t changed much. They may have actually become worse. While ... Read More »

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Tori Spelling looks less like an attractive woman and more like Gollum with two tits hanging off his chest. Those things are so gross. I bet if you poked them, ... Read More »

Where’s a bucket? I need to yak

In an excerpt from her new book Mommywood, Tori Spelling goes into explicit detail about how she had her husband, Dean McDermott, shave her genitals while she was pregnant. “I wasn’t ... Read More »

Tori Spelling is under pressure

Tori Spelling attributes her new gaunt figure to the pressure of being thin in Hollywood. Spelling says there’s so much media scrutiny and hints that you’re a failure if you’re ... Read More »
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