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Tori Spelling spawns

June 10th, 2008Respond

Tori Spelling gave birth to a 6 lb 8 oz baby girl they named Stella Doreen McDermott at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center yesterday afternoon. Tori opted to have a Caesarean section. Possibly because no doctor would agree to go down there. “Too yucky,” they exclaimed. Both mother and foal are doing well and resting comfortably.

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Tori Spelling is a what?

April 17th, 20081 comment

In news to everybody, Tori Spelling is a voice for gays. The former 90210 star says she’s a huge hit with gay people and they consider her their gay icon.
“I’m a huge fan of gays,” Spelling told Reuters. “They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they’ve labeled …

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Why?

April 10th, 20081 comment

Someone photographed Tori Spelling pregnant in a bikini and released it. I have no idea why someone would hate their eyes so much or why they’d hold such malice towards the world, but I’m positive it’s their parents’ fault.

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Tori Spelling is desperate

March 21st, 2008Respond

Upon hearing that the CW network is planning on remaking the popular Beverly Hills 90210 series, Tori Spelling expressed immediate interest in appearing in the series. She evens offers producers a few ideas on ways to justify paying her. Too old to play a student, Tori, who played Donna Martin in the original show, suggests …

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Tori Spelling’s child is a primate

November 10th, 2007Respond

Shocking revelations from People! Tori Spelling has admitted to repeated verbal abuse of her child.
“We call him monkey,” Spelling told PEOPLE about her 8-month-old. “We started to call him that when he was little. I was like, ‘Well, you are a little monkey!’ And then it just stuck. He actually responds to the name monkey …

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Tori Spelling is mistaken

October 1st, 2007Respond

Here’s Tori Spelling as a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. I don’t know why they would dress her up like this. She’s the opposite of sexy. If you put her face in a vat of acid and told her to walk around outside, the only thing people would ask is if she got a haircut. …

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Tori Spelling pops one out

March 14th, 20071 comment

Tori Spelling gave birth to Liam Aaron Spelling at a LA hospital last night. The middle name is a tribute to late father Aaron Spelling. He weighs 6 pounds, 6 ounces. Really? I thought Tori would have birthed the equivalent of a rhino based on those pictures of her. I half expected the baby to …

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Tori Spelling is really attractive

February 6th, 20076 comments

Dingoes didn’t eat your baby. Tori Spelling did. Along with thriteen donuts, a glazed ham, a 24-foot Subway sandwich and possibily a large bear. No, make that a small bear. She’s on a diet.

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