Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …

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As of right now, Tori Spelling has a yard sale going on at her home in Studio City, California. She won’t admit it, but she needs money because she’s actually poor and doesn’t want to find a real job.
I’m having the sale because we’re moving and my taste has changed. Plus I’m a notorious pack …

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Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job.
Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors.
Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From Rachel Bilson to that?
The Nativity Story stars sixteen year old Keisha Castle-Hughes who’s pregnant with her first child. Groovy.
Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine, pops Oxycotin and …

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Access Hollywood is confirming that Tori Spelling is pregnant. Here I am thinking she was some fat sandwich eating money grubbing whore. Now I’m completely embarrassed to find out she’s a fat sandwich eating money grubbing whore who’s pregnant. She can save her child some pain by falling down the stairs. No one knows where …

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Tori Spelling’s mom Candy has decided that her daughter doesn’t need any significant amount from Aaron Spelling’s $500 million.
Despite reports that Tori Spelling would inherit millions from her father’s $500 million estate, Us has learned exclusively that the actress, 33, will get just 0.16 % of the Spelling fortune. Tori’s share – a cash inheritance …

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Imagine you’re Aaron Spelling, circa 1973. You hold in your arms your newborn child, pull back the blankets and shriek! “What the hell?” Are you the father of the first cross-species mammal? Half-human, half cocker-spaniel, the doe-eyed mammalian stares back at you.
You give the child a new nose, her own tv show, a set of …

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I’m not sure how much water this holds, but I’ll bite because Tori Spelling seems like this type of person.
At a MuchMusic party, Tori Spelling had Mary Jo Eustace, ex-wife of Tori’s husband, thrown out of the party. I assume it was because Eustace, along with the rest of the world, is better looking than …

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