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Tori Spelling Pops One Out

Tori Spelling gave birth to Liam Aaron Spelling at a LA hospital last night. The middle name is a tribute to late father Aaron Spelling. He weighs 6 pounds, 6 ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Really Attractive

Dingoes didn’t eat your baby. Tori Spelling did. Along with thriteen donuts, a glazed ham, a 24-foot Subway sandwich and possibily a large bear. No, make that a small bear. ... Read More »

In Other News

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack] Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ... Read More »

Tori Spelling’s Yard Sale Already Started

As of right now, Tori Spelling has a yard sale going on at her home in Studio City, California. She won’t admit it, but she needs money because she’s actually ... Read More »

In Other News

Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job. Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors. Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Pregnant

Access Hollywood is confirming that Tori Spelling is pregnant. Here I am thinking she was some fat sandwich eating money grubbing whore. Now I’m completely embarrassed to find out she’s ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Poor

Tori Spelling’s mom Candy has decided that her daughter doesn’t need any significant amount from Aaron Spelling’s $500 million. Despite reports that Tori Spelling would inherit millions from her father’s $500 ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Undeserving

Imagine you’re Aaron Spelling, circa 1973. You hold in your arms your newborn child, pull back the blankets and shriek! “What the hell?” Are you the father of the first ... Read More »

Tori Spelling Is Mean

I’m not sure how much water this holds, but I’ll bite because Tori Spelling seems like this type of person. At a MuchMusic party, Tori Spelling had Mary Jo Eustace, ex-wife ... Read More »
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