There is no AI conspiracy: Yesterday, Alexis Grace was kicked off the show. Thus, disproving the rumors that AI is rigged. Unless they wanted to throw us off. Those sneaky devils. P.S. The hot one made it through.

More Heath Ledger material coming out: Indie rock group Modest Mouse plans to release the last video directed by Heath Ledger for their single, King Rat. It’s about a rat who becomes king or it could be not related to rats at all. I don’t know. What do I look like, an encyclopedia?

It’s not Kanye’s fault: A group called STOParazzi claims it was the photog’s fault that Kanye grabbed his camera and smashed it to the ground on September 11 of last year. They reason that celebrities no longer have privacy due to a mysterious man known as “The Party Crasher” who illegally sells private passenger manifests to outlets like TMZ. They vow to take down this “Party Crasher” turning the tables and making it his party that will be crashed. Muahaha. Muahahahaha.

John Mayer’s penis fell asleep: John Mayer has male genitalia?

Tom Sizemore is a master thief: Tom Sizemore stole a bunch of cell phones from a Verizon Wireless store in LA last week. To add insult to injury, he also made off with a pen and highlighter. He is now being investigated by the LAPD. Until then, the score is Tom Sizemore – 1, Verizon Wireless – 0. Eat it VZW.

T.R. Knight can’t drive: T.R. Knight collided with another car as he was going eastbound on Hollywood Blvd. and the other car was going westbound. Knight was protected by his celebrity shield while the passengers in the other car were not as lucky (they weren’t famous). They, a man and woman, were taken to the hospital.

Mask is not at fault: Carl “Mask” Lewis, who died in a car crash last week, was neither drunk nor was he street racing when his Ferrari was hit sending it into a pole and splitting it in half thereby killing him. The other driver in the Porsche, however, might have been doing both (drinking and street racing). Fate is funny that way.

T.R. Knight has become so disgusted with how the Isaiah Washington gay slur situation was handled that he may be leaving Grey’s Anatomy.

“He was told not to say anything about the whole incident. He kept his word, but then the whole thing blew up again at the Golden Globes, and when he was asked about it, he basically called Isaiah a liar. He feels that the atmosphere there is so toxic and unhealthy.”

Knight’s spokeswoman said this is “completely, one thousand percent false.” Holy bejesus. One thousand percent? I would be kind of skeptical at one hundred percent, but that one thousand percent totally convinces me.

Isaiah Washington has apologized for once again calling T.R. Knight a faggot. At a backstage interview at the Golden Globes, he denied ever having caled T.R. a “faggot” using the same word that got him in trouble the first time around. ABC issued this statement after the incident,

We are greatly dismayed that Mr. Washington chose to use such inappropriate language at the Golden Globes, language that he himself deemed `unfortunate’ in his previous public apology,” the network said in a statement. His actions are unacceptable and are being addressed.

At the risk of being fired, Isaiah has once again issued an apology in hopes of saving his own ass.

I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. I marred what should have been a perfect night for everyone who works on `Grey’s Anatomy.’ I can neither defend nor explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I’ve asked for help.

I don’t think people are going to be quite so forgiving a second time. It’s like if I called your mom a whore and then I said sorry bro, just kidding. Then I called your mom a whore again and you got all pissy, but I said just kidding. Then I kept doing it and I stopped saying just kidding. You’d just have to take it because I’m the alpha male. The point I’m trying to make is Katherine Heigl is on Grey’s Anatomy and she has huge bazongas.

What you are watching is Comedy Central’s new show Gay Robot. It’s a mixture of funny and lame. I’m going to have to go with 80% lame. The reason why I’m putting it up here is because Gay Robot’s repressed / lonely voice is awesome.

• T.R. Knight is still denying stuff. [Evil Beet]
• Nick Lachey proposed to Vanessa Minnillo? [ASL]
• New Britney Spears song maybe. [Ninjadude]
• Naomi Campbell pleads guilty. [Celebslam]
• American Idol wax. [Celebrity Smack]
• Cameron Diaz moves back home. [INO]
• Jake Gyllenhaal in GQ. [Just Jared]
• Judi to Cate: Lez be Best Friends. [Pajiba]
• Tara Reid will produce and star in a new film. [Glitterati]
• Ewan McGregor to play Kurt Cobain. [ICYDK]
• 101 impressions in 4 minutes. [CityRag]

T.R. Knight confirms he’s gay. Considering I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy, I couldn’t care less. This news comes after National Enquirer’s report that Isaiah Washington called someone on the set a “faggot.” Which was also after the fight between Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah. All this sounds more interesting than the actual show.

Madonna hit the gym after her adopted son David was delivered to her. In other Madonna news, ABC will not show Madonna on the cross wearing a crown of thorns. Madonna Madonna Madonna.

Anna Nicole’s son Daniel was buried today. Six weeks after he died in a Bahamian hospital under suspicious circumstances. It’s sad this didn’t happen sooner. He would have been able to roll over in his grave after hearing news of his mom and Howard K. Stern’s marriage.