The Sex and the City 2 trailer has been released and, OMG, what lies in store for Carrie, Samantha and the gang?! Probably a wacky adventure like in a Chevy Chase Vacation movie. But much more fabulous!

Ugh, when are they going to stop trying to milk this series. By the time the third one hits, they’ll be pushing 60. Who wants to see a bunch of geriatrics “get their freak” on or discuss menstrual cramping menopause in a humorous manner? Please put your hand down, Madonna.

I always enjoyed Ali G more than I enjoyed Bruno, but that looks like it’s about to change after watching the red band trailer for Bruno.

I especially enjoyed the part about shipping a black baby in a cardboard box. After all, that’s how I got mine. And he’d still be alive had UPS handled with care like it said to on the box.

Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds stars Brad Pitt, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Mike Meyers and B.J. Novak? What? Anyway, here’s the teaser trailer. If you’re wondering how this movie is going to play out, just imagine Grindhouse mixed with Battle Royale with indiscriminate killing of Nazis. Crap. Nazis. That’s probably where I went wrong with my movie. Mine was exactly the same concept except in my version, they were killing ugly people.