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Jose Canseco Trolls for Strange on Twitter

The other day, Jose Canseco hypothesized that global warming could have saved Titanic. Now we find out he’s been trying to hook-up with girls through Twitter’s direct messaging system for ... Read More »

Demi Moore Is Keeping Her Twitter Handle

The foremost concern on everybody’s mind is “will Demi Moore change her Twitter handle now that she’s divorcing Ashton Kutcher?” Well, Demi has your answer and it’s no, probably not. @MrsKutcher ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is the New Queen of Twitter

All hail the new queen, Kelly Brook. Adrianne Curry had her time in the spotlight as winner of Twitter but now it’s time for her to step aside because Kelly ... Read More »

Samuel L. Jackson Is on Twitter Now

This is very good news. Samuel L. Jackson has finally joined the 140 character or less blogging service Twitter. Probably to promote The Avengers. He’s @SamuelLJackson and each update is ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes Won Twitter

Amanda Bynes quit Twitter a little while ago and threatened to quit acting but now she’s back with tweets like “”Like attracts like. Whatever energy we put out into the ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Joined Twitter for the Money

He’s already amassed more than a million followers in a day and released a bunch of random tweets about WINNING but tweeting about how awesome he is is not why ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Knows How to Twitter

In an attempt to wash those puffy lipped candids from the other day out of everyone’s mouths, Kim Kardashian tweeted this picture of her breasts before a photoshoot. She wrote, ... Read More »

Kanye West went on a Twitter rant

Hope you’re enjoying your Labor Day weekend because Kanye West sure did. He went on Twitter on Saturday to post a long missive crying about how everyone thinks he’s an ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan back to tweeting

Lindsay Lohan went on a forced Twitter sabbatical when she was sent to jail and rehab. Now that she’s out she can tweet to her heart’s content. Here are her ... Read More »

Conan O’Brien is on Twitter

Now unemployed, Conan O’Brien has tons of time for new hobbies. Like joining Twitter, posting an update and never returning. His first tweet is a sad one: “Today I interviewed ... Read More »

Tila Tequila in the ultimate sexy fail

This morning on Twitter Tila Tequila announced that she fell and dented her skull. She said she might not be tweeting for a while. In Tila speak, that means about ... Read More »

Chris Brown deletes his Twitter

All that updating has taken a toll on Chris Brown and has led to him deleting his Twitter account. The last thing he posted before he threw a hissy fit ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus explains quitting Twitter, in rhyme

Last week Miley Cyrus abruptly deleted her Twitter account leaving millions of pre-teens lost and confused and search for new meaning in their Twitter stream. At first, people speculated that ... Read More »

The Blemish on Twitter

The Blemish has stepped into the 21st century and has joined Twitter. If you like your celebrity mockery in 140 characters or less, come follow @ http://twitter.com/theblemish. You won’t be ... Read More »

Demi Moore saved a life via Twitter

Twitter isn’t just for 140 characters of useless updates anymore. A suicidal woman’s life was saved by Demi Moore on Friday with the help of Twitter. The woman messaged Moore ... Read More »

John Mayer twittered too much

Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because he twittered too much. That’s the news coming from Star (via Telegraph). Friends of Aniston say Mayer spent hours on Twitter despite ... Read More »

Britney has vagina dentata

A beautiful stranger hacked Britney’s Twitter account and posted some ugly lies on her page. Lies that need correcting. For the record, Britney’s vagina is not 4 feet wide. It’s ... Read More »