LIndsay Lohan was supposed to guest star on six episodes of Ugly Betty but that number has been cut to four after cast and crew became reportedly annoyed with Lindsay’s antics. Lindsay would arrive with an “entourage” of people and smoke 24/7. She left her dressing room in such disarray that it had to be repainted. Not to mention Lindsay would “obsessively cut out pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating a scrapbook and refused to go on set until America [Ferrera] was there” as some sort of power play. The fun didn’t stop there, however. Lindsay’s vagina also made an expected yet unexpected appearance.

One episode, titled “Granny Pants,” was about how Lohan, playing Betty’s high school nemesis, would “de-pants” Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan’s pants instead. “Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,” the source said.

But a Lohan pal fumed, “Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down – but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

it was also used by the cast of the Fox sci-fi thriller “Fringe.” “So maybe they messed it up. And an entourage? Yeah, she had her sober companion with her, as well as her manager, assistant and [girlfriend] Samantha Ronson. Her publicist was there a couple of times. But so what?”

The pal blames Ferrera for any issues, saying, “America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”

This sounds a little suspect. Lindsay’s vadge is like the addict brother that shows up back home every once in a while asking for money. It’s always a shock to see him, but you’re used to the surprise. When they pulled Lindsay’s pants down she probably just shrugged and said, “First of all. Yes, my doctor told me it’s normal. Second, I’m going to my trailer to smoke. Call me when your eyes stop burning.” You know, burning on account of the herpes fumes and all.

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I’m not arguing Adriana Lima doesn’t look pretty good in these pictures of her on the set of Ugly Betty, I’m arguing that, normally, she’s weird looking and that sex with her would be the most surreal experience. Mid-coitus, your penis would be all, “Fuck yea, supermodel!,” but your brain would be all, “Wait a minute penis, I have a direct link with the eyes and he’s telling me he’s not too sure about this.” Then your penis would be all, “Screw you brain. Supermodel!,” and eventually, your brain will acquiesce because your penis has made a very convincing argument.

Salma Hayek guest stars in her own show Ugly Betty showing off some impressive flotation devices. Good lord, those things are humongous and smooth. Kind of makes me wish I still had Frida where she was completely naked. That scene was only marred by the fact that she had a unibrow and was in a full body cast. I don’t know what else to say. Those things are hypnotizing.