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Uma Thurman Went Pregnant Swimming Again

Uma Thurman is still pregnant in St. Barts and she’s still diving off of yachts. So if you came here for sexy pictures of Uma Thurman in a bikini, let ... Read More »

Uma Thurman Pregnant on a Boat

You may have heard Uma Thruman is pregnant. You may have also heard she likes boats. Suddenly these pictures make a lot of sense. Check out Uma chugging that wine. She’s ... Read More »

Uma Thurman Is Busty

Uma Thurman showed up at the UNICEF Snowflake Ball the other day and I don’t know the express purpose of this event but if it was “look at Uma Thurman’s ... Read More »

The French Have Terrible Uma Thurman Commercials

Here’s a commercial Uma Thurman did for Schweppes. It’s pretty bad. Why they even asked Uma Thurman to be in this is beyond me but they had to go and ... Read More »

Uma Thurman is no longer engaged

Terrible news, Uma Thurman fan. Uma broke off her engagement to multimillionaire Arpad “Arki” Busson on Nov. 15. After a year engagement, the two still remain “friends”. Whatever that means. ... Read More »

Uma Thurman is all kinds of sexy

Uma Thurman was on a cruise in Corsica with her millionaire Swiss boyfriend the other day and she thought it would be cool to make fun of the starving kids ... Read More »

Uma Thruman sued by Lancome

In April 2000, Uma Thurman signed a two-year deal with French cosmetics giant Lancome in which she would make $5.8 million for the first two years and $3.1 million for ... Read More »

Uma Thurman gets it on at the beach, rawr

Here are a few old pictures of Uma Thurman making out with a guy at the beach. Watching Uma thrust her tongue down a guy’s throat is pretty awkward. She ... Read More »

I can see Uma Thurman’s nipples

Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert wearing a transparent dress so everyone could see her nipples. Big mistake. For me. For opening these up. I’d rather ... Read More »

Uma Thurman wears a bikini

Uma Thurman was playing at the beach in one of the ugliest bikinis I have ever seen. It looks like she time traveled from 1950 and the brave new world ... Read More »

Uma Thurman does the bikini thing

Today the heavens bestow upon us a most beautiful sight. Can there be anyone sexier in a bikini than Uma Thurman? “No way,” cry the masses, “Those swinging udders are ... Read More »

In other news

Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh? Courtney ... Read More »