In April 2000, Uma Thurman signed a two-year deal with French cosmetics giant Lancome in which she would make $5.8 million for the first two years and $3.1 million for each additional year. The contract lapsed and Lancome affiliates continued to use Uma’s name and face to promote their products. Uma demanded $1 million for …
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Uma Thurman gets it on at the beach, rawr
January 29th, 20082 comments
Here are a few old pictures of Uma Thurman making out with a guy at the beach. Watching Uma thrust her tongue down a guy’s throat is pretty awkward. She shouldn’t be doing this kind of stuff. In public, at least. It’s sort of like watching a guy being seduced by an orangutan dressed in …
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I can see Uma Thurman’s nipples
October 19th, 20073 comments
Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert wearing a transparent dress so everyone could see her nipples. Big mistake. For me. For opening these up. I’d rather fondle a corpse in rigor than look at this. Plus, corpses don’t even run away! Note to celebs. It’s not hip to be ugly and …
Uma Thurman wears a bikini
June 12th, 2007Respond
Uma Thurman was playing at the beach in one of the ugliest bikinis I have ever seen. It looks like she time traveled from 1950 and the brave new world shunned her so much, they threw her into the ocean. This isn’t even a bikini. All Uma did was start swimming in her granny panties. …
Uma Thurman does the bikini thing
April 5th, 20071 comment
Today the heavens bestow upon us a most beautiful sight. Can there be anyone sexier in a bikini than Uma Thurman? “No way,” cry the masses, “Those swinging udders are hawt!”. I tip my hat to these people for they have something I wish I had at this very moment. An abnormally strong gag reflex.
In other news
January 31st, 2007Respond
Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?
Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose …
