I don’t know if it can be considered a wardrobe malfunction when the photographer crouches down and aims the camera directly at your crotch, but, hey, whatever. I don’t tell photogs how to do their jobs and they don’t tell me how to look up the skirts of celebrities. We have an unspoken agreement. Consequently, here’s Katy Perry at the “Pane e Vino” restaurant with Perez Hilton “having a wardrobe malfunction.” Note that Perez isn’t pictured anywhere because I trashed all the ones with him in it. Why ruin a perfect moment by triggering your gag reflex?

[LA, February 12. Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

This picture of Beyonce getting out of a car is a week old and was in lower quality which is why it wasn’t posted. Originally it was thought it was a Britney Spears type upskirt. But now that its in HQ and maybe even UHQ, it’s clear it’s just her legs making a crease. What an exciting story. Click here for the uncensored version. Larger version over here.

When Pamela Anderson exited a Rolls Royce the other day, a photographer made the fatal mistake of taking an upskirt shot. Right after, his eyes packed a suitcase and left his face. The last thing they said to his brain was, “Good day, sir.” Pleading for them to stay, they replied, “I said, GOOD DAY, SIR!”

Is it too much to ask that when you label photos as upskirts that there be an actual upskirt? I mean, technically, there is an upskirt here, but it’s totally misleading. Grr. I had my belt undone and everything.

I’ve been begging photographers for years to try and get an upskirt photo of Celine Dion. I probably should have mentioned I was 100% joking. I want to see these pictures about as much as I want to look down and see an angry bear wrestling with my scrotum.

I was told this was an upskirt photo of the aging beauty (bwahahaha) Sharon Stone. I’m not too sure though. I didn’t make it past her face before running off to the bathroom to puke. See if you can. Winner receives my condolences.

Monica Cruz attended the Mango Fashion show in Barcelona, Spain where she happily smiled for the camera and decided to not cross her legs. Many called this a historic moment in “staring at the panties of some actress I’ve maybe heard of.” This is a banner day my friends!

You’ve seen Jessica Simpson’s underwhelming performance on Good Morning America, now see her ass. That one second upskirt made waiting outside in the sun for eight hours all worth it. At least, that’s what fans told themselves to keep from crying.

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Kate Walsh’s skirt lost a battle against the awesome powers of Mother Nature the other day. As a result, Mother Nature made her flash her ass. Who knew Mother Nature was so pervy and so gay for Kate?