The Blemish » val kilmer http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Val Kilmer has changed http://theblemish.com/2007/07/val-kilmer-has-changed/ http://theblemish.com/2007/07/val-kilmer-has-changed/#comments Tue, 17 Jul 2007 00:27:32 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/2007/07/val-kilmer-has-changed/

This reminds me of a funny story about a fat kid on a playground. Val Kilmer ate him. The end. Photo: Celebrity Babylon ]]>

Val Kilmer

This reminds me of a funny story about a fat kid on a playground. ate him. The end.

Photo: Celebrity Babylon

Val Kilmer is a little chubby

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Residents at Echo Park were supposed to move their cars today since Val Kilmer is down there filming “Columbus Day”. At around 8:30 a.m., the wife of a TMZ staffer taking care of her baby answered a knock at the door and discovered a woman called Kelli Lassen who told her, “You need to move your ...]]>

Val Kilmer

Residents at Echo Park were supposed to move their cars today since is down there filming “Columbus Day”. At around 8:30 a.m., the wife of a TMZ staffer taking care of her baby answered a knock at the door and discovered a woman called Kelli Lassen who told her,

“You need to move your fucking car because we need to park the toilets for the movie.”

Lassen denied saying this, but later confessed and apologized for the outburst. She added, “ can’t even use the bathroom.” The banner above is supposed to be of . Except I can’t see him. All I see is a pregnant seal who lost its way.

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