Judging by the trailers for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, it’ll be a terrible movie. The only saving grace is The Rock is in it and to a lesser extent Vanessa Hudgens. The Rock reprises his role from Witch Mountain while Vanessa just runs around and looks pretty. Coincidentally, that’s what my dates do at the end of the night when I drive them to the middle of the desert.

Vanessa Hudgens, as you can tell from the photo above, is the hottest she’s ever been. So it was quite a sight when she and Austin Butler went to Hawaii and enjoyed a romantic swim in the ocean. At one point, Austin was so turned on that he tried to imitate a porno he once saw.

And here are the rest of the stars at the People’s Choice Awards last night. Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene, Demi Lovato and Nina Dobrev were all there. I especially liked Kat Dennings. She really knows how to work a phallic trophy.

Vanessa Hudgens spent NYE im Miami with her boyfriend Austin Butler. It was a role-reversal because for most of these photos, Austin Butler is on his back.

But good job to the photog with the long lens and unyielding focus on Vanessa’s ass. That photog was like a sniper going for a kill shot.

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Miami wearing a one-piece underneath a pair of overalls. This may be the hottest thing to happen to farm-wear since plaid.

A day before we saw Vanessa Hudgens in her tattered pants, she was out with her dorky boyfriend and Ashley Tisdale in Studio City in a pair of see-through pants. I think she just went to the drape section of Bed, Bath & Beyond and wrapped it around her legs.

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Austin Butler picked up supplies and a Christmas tree on Monday in LA. Though that wasn’t the point of this post. The point is Vanessa wore a pair of ripped up jeans that were too long for her, showed a hint of her red bra and accessorized all that with a purse with a cat o’ nine tails attached to it. That Vanessa Hudgens is really freaky.

I was going to write about Ashley Tisdale too but she’s so boring that I slipped into a coma for 3 hours.

In an investigation dubbed “Operation Hackerazzi,” the FBI have arrested a Florida man suspected of hacking into the phones of Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Hudgens, Ali Larter, Jessica Alba and Emma Caulfield and distributing the pictures.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the FBI has known about him for months but the US Attorney didn’t take action until now.

Sources say the Floridian made no money off the leaked nudes. He only hacked celeb phones and distributed the pictures for the thrill of it.

Whew. America’s most notorious cell phone hacker has been apprehended. I no longer have to live my life in fear. Thanks, FBI. Now maybe you can help me track down the person who stole my iPhone? Have I ever been on the cover of PEOPLE? Um, no? What does that have to do with any… oooh.

Vanessa Hudgens upgraded her Audi A5 to a 2011 S5 convertible (around $60k base so maybe a $25k upgrade) over the summer but she probably should have kept that A5. Vanessa was spotted the other day walking from her brand new S5 which now has a gigantic dent.

Sure, she could have been rear ended and it is LA, land of drivers who don’t give a sh*t, but she’s a woman. Based on my awesome levels of sexism, I’ll just assume she backed into a tree or something and told her insurance company “it just came out of nowhere.”

On one hand, I’m glad Vanessa Hudgens is losing that extra weight she seemed to put on. On the other hand, slippers and a poncho to Trader Joe’s? She hasn’t given up her film career to live the glamorous life of a blogger has she? Because that was pretty much my outfit when I went to Trader Joe’s yesterday afternoon.

To prove that she’s not just a pretty face, Vanessa Hudgens has taken the lead in Gimme Shelter, a movie about a pregnant teen who’s kicked out of the house by her dad because she wants to have the baby.

That is to say, she shoved a bunch of donuts in her mouth and told wardrobe to make her look unattractive but not too unattractive. It’s the perfect way for actors to be taken seriously. “Just look at Christian Bale and Charlize Theron,” her agent probably told her before writing her a prescription for beer.

Here are new ads for Vanessa Hudgens’ Candies campaign. It’s a pretty good excuse to look at Vanessa Hudgens in her underwear. The best part about this is her lawyers won’t go after you for sending around these pictures. I also like the fact that she’s ironing in her underwear. Maybe in the next campaign they can show her barefoot in the kitchen making me a sandwich instead of drinking milk. I think that would really drive the point across.

Vanessa Hudgens recently said that she and Josh Hutcherson were just friends but if these pictures of them holding hands at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City are any indication, they’re totally doing it. Or at least Josh is getting a couple nude pics sent to his email later tonight.

Gasp! Does this mean they’re going steady? *Fans face*