The Blemish » vanessa hudgens Better than a slap to the face Wed, 24 Dec 2014 20:34:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Hope Solo Have Leaked Nudes Too Sat, 20 Sep 2014 19:29:25 +0000 Turns out the event that was dubbed The Fappening isn’t over yet. The latest victims include Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens, Kaley Cuoco, Lake Bell, Avril Lavigne and Hope Solo (links NSFW). So if you were wondering if Vanessa Hudgens learned her lesson from last time, the answer is no.

Update: And even more Jennifer Lawrence.

Update 2: Rihanna, Meagan Good, Emily Ratajkowski, Amber Heard, Yvonne Strahavoski, Rachel Nichols, Gabrielle Union, Abigail Spencer

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Vanessa Hudgens Showed Up in Miami in a Bikini Mon, 19 May 2014 08:49:09 +0000 I heard that if Vanessa Hudgens checks out her own ass when she’s on a yacht in Miami, we’ll have five more weeks of winter. Good news. She didn’t look at it once. We can officially declare this the beginning of bikini season.

Hudgens was also there with her BFFs, one of which was Ashley Tisdale. I included one photo of her just in case you wanted to know why I didn’t put in any more.

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McDonald’s Is Paying Vanessa Hudgens to Attend Coachella Wed, 09 Apr 2014 17:15:04 +0000 NYDN’s Confidenti@l reports that Vanessa Hudgens and Lea Michele are being paid to attend Coachella.

McDonald’s is paying Hudgens $15,000 to attend. It’s unclear if she’s contractually obligated to have a Big Mac dripping out of her mouth every hour. Meanwhile, Lea Michele will make $20,000 from Lacoste to serve as a glorified coat rack for their clothes during the festival.

However, a few celebrities are still looking for sponsorship. Aaron Paul is asking for $15,000 for 2 VIP passes, Kate Bosworth wants double that, Joe Jonas wants $20,000, and British fashion blogger Louise Roe wants $5,000 and three tickets.

Is Kate Bosworth still famous? That $30,000 sounds very optimistic. It’s like me asking Candice Swanepoel to get me a private limo for our midnight rendezvous.

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Vanessa Hudgens Is a Good Dresser Wed, 15 Jan 2014 22:51:39 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens showed up to the LA premiere of Gimme Shelter in this black dress. Pay attention, Kate Upton, this is how you do a plunging neckline. It’s like whoever was making this dress just sat there confused over whether they were working on the front or back, shrugged their shoulders and sent it out. Thank you, kind stranger.

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Vanessa Hudgens Went for a Run Mon, 23 Dec 2013 23:49:28 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens went for a run in Runyon Canyon in LA today wearing some spandex and a sports bra. Apparently, no one finds it strange that there’s a guy with a camera following her into the canyon. Which is great news for people who like to follow girls into canyons with DSLRs.

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Vanessa Hudgens Is a Pregnant Runaway in ‘Gimme Shelter’ Tue, 26 Nov 2013 23:45:03 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens plays a pregnant runaway teen in her new moving Gimme Shelter. You can tell this was very challenging for her because they made her look ugly. Ugh, can’t STAND those people. Amirite? Vanessa Hudgens is a “complete revelation” in this “inspiring, gripping and powerful experience.” Co-starring Brendan Fraser and his illustrious hair and Rosario Dawson’s crack teeth.

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Vanessa Hudgens Looked Great at the ULTA Event Fri, 04 Oct 2013 17:55:52 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens showed up at the 2nd Annual ULTA Beauty Donate With a Kiss event looking fantastic. So much so that I wish this event was called the 2nd Annual ULTA Beauty Donate With a Kiss to my Penis event. LOL! See what I did there?!

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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini in Italy Mon, 22 Jul 2013 17:16:42 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens hung out on a boat over the weekend with her really stacked friend and Eli Roth. I’m amazed that Eli wasn’t hunched over trying to hide his erection the entire time. He must have been wearing a pair of really tight compression shorts under his trunks.

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Vanessa Hudgens Looked Great in Italy Fri, 19 Jul 2013 19:39:18 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens showed up at A Night at Miramare and Castello event during the Ischia Global Film & Music Festival in Italy yesterday looking amazing. She even posed for a few pictures with the sweat soaked Eli Roth.

I bet if he had hugged Vanessa Hudgens, it would have looked like she just finished competing in a wet t-shirt contest.

There are also a few pictures of a girl sitting on Eli’s shoulders. He probably got her so wet.

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Vanessa Hudgens Was at the BBC 1 Studios Tue, 16 Jul 2013 18:18:04 +0000 Vanessa Hudgens hit up the BBC 1 Studios today to promote her new film The Frozen Ground. Nic Cage and John Cusack star in it which seems really weird because I’d have assumed there would be much more press for those two.

“I had my breakfast and got ready then I came here,” Vanessa told BBC Radio 1 this morning. “Yeah it’s early but that’s what caffeine is for. I had two cups of English breakfast tea and a green tea on the way here. I was wriggling in the car! I have way too much energy. [Yesterday] I saw the London Eye. I didn’t go on it as I don’t like lines. There was a very long line. If you call relaxing productive, then I had a very productive day.”

“I’d wake up early for Andy Warhol,” she confessed. “Have you seen [one of my favourite movies] Labyrinth with David Bowie? It’s so amazing. It’s good, you have to see it! I do love a festival, yes I was at Coachella this year and next year I’ll be at Glastonbury. I’ll wear a headdress, it’ll be perfect.” Belfast Telegraph

There’s nothing that completes an ensemble for a music festival more than a headdress. It’s the perfect mix of pretentious and hipster. The only thing trendier is to stand there looking disaffected while telling people around you you first heard about them on Pitchfork before they got all famous.

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