Vanilla Ice is one of the contestants on Dancing on Ice and Metro interviewed him. No one really wants to hear what Vanilla Ice has to say so let’s just skip to the good part where they asked him the name of his pet kangaroo.

Bucky Buckaroo. He’s a great guy. I’ve had him since he was a baby and now he’s 5ft 10in. He’s spoiled rotten – he has his own enclosure and a female pot-bellied pig in there who is his lover. Kangaroos will hump anything. I think the pig likes it. There’s also a goat in there who he grew up with but they’re just friends.

How did that goat land in the dreaded friend zone? Maybe he lacks self-confidence. He should go to one of those pick up artist seminars.

Vanilla Ice was arrested Thursday night for domestic battery after an argument with his wife. He is currently being held without bond. The 40-year-old rapper, real name Robert Van Winkle, allegedly “kicked and hit her.” Laura Van Winkle (hehe) later said he only pushed her.

Deputies arrived at Van Winkle’s Wellington home around 7:15 p.m. to find him on his motorcycle, two blocks from their home, the Palm Beach Post reported. He said he left on his motorcycle so he and his wife could cool down.

“He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter,” she told a deputy, the arrest report says, according to the Post.

Vanilla told the officers his wife is bipolar, but is still prone to irrational behavior despite taking medication. Reports, however, show Van Winkle has already been booked twice on domestic battery and domestic dispute charges.

The most amazing part of this story is someone married Vanilla Ice. That should have made up the majority of the article in and of itself. They should have titled it “Guy who sang Ice Ice Baby and made a cameo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II is married, spousal abuser, married!” Then put that quizzical smiley face at the end: 0_o

What’s a has been Ninja Turtle rapper to do? The answer hit Vanilla Ice like a shovel to the groin. Agree to host Turbo Tax’s ill conceived tax rap-off campaign. Contestants are encouraged to create a rap about taxes in order to qualify for $25,000 in winnings and the ability to win free Turbo Tax software. Vanilla Ice got the ball rolling and looked to the gods of rap to help him create another lyrical masterpiece.

There are others on Youtube such as a horrendous white girl, but my favorite is this guy for obvious reasons. Eat your heart out Taylor Hicks.

Via Stereogum.