Here we have another pseudo-celebrity caught in possession of drugs which is just so passé. Though I’ll admit, getting caught with Viagra puts a new twist on things.

Oddly enough, Limbaugh was caught with only a single bottle of Viagra. You’d think that he’d need a full case of the blue pills to get that pecker up. Not only would his erection need to draw blood from all parts of his neverending gelatinous body, that poor penis would have to raise 60 pounds of stomach 90 degrees into the air.

I was never good in physics, but don’t they call this “scientifically impossible”? Any penis that strong belongs in the circus. Or on a Shaolin monk. Because those dudes can drag 18 wheelers with their penises.