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Victoria Beckham is so hot

May 30th, 20084 comments

Victoria Beckham poses here in two shots for Marc Jacobs. In the first one, Victoria’s all mean and sexy. Rawr. In the second one, she bears a striking resemblance to a Barbie doll, in the stiff, soulless, plasticy sense not in the “I want to do her anatomically incorrect body so bad” sense. Magnificent.
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Victoria Beckham: Powered by heels

May 15th, 20081 comment

Victoria Beckham talked to GMTV on Thursday and professed that it’s impossible for her to function unless she’s wearing a pair of high heels. However, her penchant for heels doesn’t extend to her home. There she enjoys wearing flip flops. Beckham tells GMTV,
“I’d love to go to the gym,” she told the morning chat fest, …

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Victoria Beckham doesn’t listen

April 17th, 20081 comment

Life after the Spice Girls hasn’t been easy for Victoria Beckham. Well, it has, she’s married to David Beckham, but I mean. Oh, forget it. Her clothing line is bombing, okay? God, get off my back.
On Tuesday, Victoria made an emergency visit to Kitson because high-end boutiques have been pulling her denim line DVB Style. …

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Katie Holmes and Posh Spice have a lot in common

April 4th, 20081 comment

Katie Holmes and Posh Spice may seem like an unlikely pairing. One is a young movie star married to the creepy Tom Cruise. The other is a plastic creation once thought to only exist in sci-fi movies. But as it turns out, they do share the same interests. That being the sharing of low-calorie meals …

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Victoria Beckham is richer than you

March 7th, 2008Respond

In a 12 page spread in the UK Vogue, Victoria Beckham denies crash dieting stating “I would never put my health at risk.” She semi-jokingly says she can’t bring herself to go to the gym because she doesn’t like wearing tennis shoes. Oh and she explains why it’s hard to be Posh Spice. Like, this …

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The Spice Girls still got it

January 7th, 2008Respond

There’s nothing hotter than watching the elderly romp around onstage groping each other. That’s why I bought tickets to every Spice Girls show. By bought tickets, I mean, slammed a car door on my penis. Basically the same thing.

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This is gross

December 17th, 20072 comments

The Spice Girls kicked off the British leg of their tour at the O2 Arena over the weekend. It was an interesting night as Scary Spice simulated some “lewd acts” with a male dancer, they changed eight times during their performance, Baby Spice couldn’t dance because of an injured ankle, a lump of boob flesh …

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Victoria Beckham is an ostrich

October 8th, 2007Respond

Victoria Beckham was doing a photoshoot the other day and wearing this. She looks GD ridiculous. I don’t understand fashion. I’m must not be hip enough or I have too much common sense because I think some designers these days are idiots. They make clothes out of whatever isn’t considered normal or use material in …

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