Victoria Beckham poses here in two shots for Marc Jacobs. In the first one, Victoria’s all mean and sexy. Rawr. In the second one, she bears a striking resemblance to a Barbie doll, in the stiff, soulless, plasticy sense not in the “I want to do her anatomically incorrect body so bad” sense. Magnificent.
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Victoria Beckham talked to GMTV on Thursday and professed that it’s impossible for her to function unless she’s wearing a pair of high heels. However, her penchant for heels doesn’t extend to her home. There she enjoys wearing flip flops. Beckham tells GMTV,
“I’d love to go to the gym,” she told the morning chat fest, …

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Life after the Spice Girls hasn’t been easy for Victoria Beckham. Well, it has, she’s married to David Beckham, but I mean. Oh, forget it. Her clothing line is bombing, okay? God, get off my back.
On Tuesday, Victoria made an emergency visit to Kitson because high-end boutiques have been pulling her denim line DVB Style. …

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Katie Holmes and Posh Spice may seem like an unlikely pairing. One is a young movie star married to the creepy Tom Cruise. The other is a plastic creation once thought to only exist in sci-fi movies. But as it turns out, they do share the same interests. That being the sharing of low-calorie meals …

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In a 12 page spread in the UK Vogue, Victoria Beckham denies crash dieting stating “I would never put my health at risk.” She semi-jokingly says she can’t bring herself to go to the gym because she doesn’t like wearing tennis shoes. Oh and she explains why it’s hard to be Posh Spice. Like, this …

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There’s nothing hotter than watching the elderly romp around onstage groping each other. That’s why I bought tickets to every Spice Girls show. By bought tickets, I mean, slammed a car door on my penis. Basically the same thing.

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The Spice Girls kicked off the British leg of their tour at the O2 Arena over the weekend. It was an interesting night as Scary Spice simulated some “lewd acts” with a male dancer, they changed eight times during their performance, Baby Spice couldn’t dance because of an injured ankle, a lump of boob flesh …

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Victoria Beckham was doing a photoshoot the other day and wearing this. She looks GD ridiculous. I don’t understand fashion. I’m must not be hip enough or I have too much common sense because I think some designers these days are idiots. They make clothes out of whatever isn’t considered normal or use material in …

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