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This is gross

December 17th, 20072 comments

The Spice Girls kicked off the British leg of their tour at the O2 Arena over the weekend. It was an interesting night as Scary Spice simulated some “lewd acts” with a male dancer, they changed eight times during their performance, Baby Spice couldn’t dance because of an injured ankle, a lump of boob flesh …

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Victoria Beckham is an ostrich

October 8th, 2007Respond

Victoria Beckham was doing a photoshoot the other day and wearing this. She looks GD ridiculous. I don’t understand fashion. I’m must not be hip enough or I have too much common sense because I think some designers these days are idiots. They make clothes out of whatever isn’t considered normal or use material in …

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Victoria Beckham is a big star now

August 31st, 2007Respond

Victoria Beckham recently denied any plans on becoming an actress, however, she has been tapped to star in an episode of Ugly Betty.
In announcing the casting Thursday, the network said Beckham will play a celebrity bridesmaid at the wedding of Wilhelmina Slater (Vanessa Williams) and publisher Bradford Meade (Alan Dale).
Uh oh. Posh Spice is back …

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Victoria Beckham is well-liked

August 2nd, 2007Respond

Victoria Beckham’s transition to LA isn’t going as planned. Management at the celeb-friend Chateau Marmont is said to hate the Spice Girl because she always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll arrive. Although, they do love David Beckham. Even Britney Spears has a distaste for Victoria.
Last Tuesday, “Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and …

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Victoria and Katie are cheap

July 26th, 2007Respond

Real men aren’t afraid to check out other men… Anybody?
Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes ate at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba in Hollywood where they probably ordered a couple of grapes and boxed one of them to go. After paying the bill, the two were leaving when the waitress realized they forgot to leave …

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Posh Spice has sexy legs

July 19th, 20073 comments

The Daily Mail put up some pictures of Victoria Beckham’s legs during a recent photoshoot and they looked pretty gross. Like she was infected with flesh eating bacteria or as The Daily Mail calls it, saggy skin from a vigorous diet and little excercise.

However, on pictures posted to a certain board, Victoria Beckham’s legs look …

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Everybody hates Paris Hilton

July 19th, 2007Respond

Victoria Beckham doesn’t see herself ever being friends with Paris Hilton. Supposedly, Paris told a friend “I just know Victoria and I would get along” and said she believed they could be soul mates. Too bad Victoria Beckham doesn’t think so.
“Over my dead body!” she snapped to a friend, reports the paper. “We couldn’t be …

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Victoria Beckham has failed

July 17th, 20072 comments

Victoria Beckham’s reality show failed spectacularly. The one hour crapfest premiered last night and has been heavily criticized by everyone including your annoying neighbor who won’t shut up about his “sweet new plasma” which mysteriously showed signs of wear and tear after you went by with a crowbar.
The NY Post called Victoria Beckham: Coming to …

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