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This Is Gross

The Spice Girls kicked off the British leg of their tour at the O2 Arena over the weekend. It was an interesting night as Scary Spice simulated some “lewd acts” ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is an Ostrich

Victoria Beckham was doing a photoshoot the other day and wearing this. She looks GD ridiculous. I don’t understand fashion. I’m must not be hip enough or I have too ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is a Big Star Now

Victoria Beckham recently denied any plans on becoming an actress, however, she has been tapped to star in an episode of Ugly Betty. In announcing the casting Thursday, the network said ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is Well-Liked

Victoria Beckham’s transition to LA isn’t going as planned. Management at the celeb-friend Chateau Marmont is said to hate the Spice Girl because she always lets the paparazzi know when ... Read More »

Victoria and Katie Are Cheap

Real men aren’t afraid to check out other men… Anybody? Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes ate at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba in Hollywood where they probably ordered a couple ... Read More »

Posh Spice Has Sexy Legs

The Daily Mail put up some pictures of Victoria Beckham’s legs during a recent photoshoot and they looked pretty gross. Like she was infected with flesh eating bacteria or as ... Read More »

Everybody Hates Paris Hilton

Victoria Beckham doesn’t see herself ever being friends with Paris Hilton. Supposedly, Paris told a friend “I just know Victoria and I would get along” and said she believed they ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Has Failed

Victoria Beckham’s reality show failed spectacularly. The one hour crapfest premiered last night and has been heavily criticized by everyone including your annoying neighbor who won’t shut up about his ... Read More »

No One Likes Posh Spice

Originally intended to be a six part series, Victoria Beckham’s new show, Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, has been downgraded to a one hour special airing July 16 on NBC. The ... Read More »

Katie Holmes Is Turning Into Victoria Beckham

Katie Holmes debuted a new look the other day which bore an eerie resemblance to Victoria Beckham and an emo kid. At present, many are baffled at how legions of ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is Having a Hard Time

Victoria Beckham has found it difficult to break into the US market and still doesn’t feel comfortable on the big stage. Victoria tells Metro UK, “I get so nervous. The MTV ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Burst Through Anything

Victoria Beckham was at LAX vying for attention again. You can actually see a bra beneath the most transparent shirt ever. And that’s weird because her nipples are still visible. ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Should Be a Nutritionist

In a concentrated effort to quell the talk of being severely underweight, Victoria Beckham has turned to alcohol to increase her appetite. She drinks and drinks to just to eat. “It’s ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Is Persistant

Tom Cruise has been denying Katie Holmes everything leaving Katie crying over the phone for hours to Victoria Beckham. Of course, Victoria knows first hand how Tom can be as ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is Manipulative

The Daily Mail is reporting the reason that David Beckham moved to LA and signed a five year $250 million contract to play for LA Galaxy was because of Victoria ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is Unreal

I don’t like the way Victoria Beckham’s nipples are looking at me. Makes me nervous. It feels like I’m being targeted for nuclear destruction. I’m too pretty to die! A ... Read More »

In Other News

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack] Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ... Read More »

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma ... Read More »

In Other News

Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too. Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined ... Read More »

In Other News

Pete Doherty was arrested for drugs again. Didn’t see that one coming did you? Jon Bon Jovi snubbed Michael Jackson. Plus, Beyonce had to coax Michael the diva out of his ... Read More »
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