Victoria Beckham has found it difficult to break into the US market and still doesn’t feel comfortable on the big stage. Victoria tells Metro UK,
“I get so nervous. The MTV Awards were so, so nerve-racking. I’m useless at speeches, so I’m glad I got a second chance to make another speech tonight [Beckham flew to …

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Victoria Beckham was at LAX vying for attention again. You can actually see a bra beneath the most transparent shirt ever. And that’s weird because her nipples are still visible. At this point, I’m not sure her boobs are even real. I think they might be, gasp, fake. I’m also frightened at what her nipples …

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In a concentrated effort to quell the talk of being severely underweight, Victoria Beckham has turned to alcohol to increase her appetite. She drinks and drinks to just to eat.
“It’s the reason she has a drink. If she has a wine or two then she’ll have an appetite like everyone gets when they’re on a …

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Tom Cruise has been denying Katie Holmes everything leaving Katie crying over the phone for hours to Victoria Beckham. Of course, Victoria knows first hand how Tom can be as he has been pestering her to join his made up religion. Us writes,
“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” …

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The Daily Mail is reporting the reason that David Beckham moved to LA and signed a five year $250 million contract to play for LA Galaxy was because of Victoria Beckham. David was still keen on playing with a London club, but Posh Spice made a deal that if he took the family to Hollywood …

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I don’t like the way Victoria Beckham’s nipples are looking at me. Makes me nervous. It feels like I’m being targeted for nuclear destruction. I’m too pretty to die! A lot more wonky boob action after the jump.

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Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …

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The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? …

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