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Katie Holmes is turning into Victoria Beckham

Katie Holmes debuted a new look the other day which bore an eerie resemblance to Victoria Beckham and an emo kid. At present, many are baffled at how legions of ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham is having a hard time

Victoria Beckham has found it difficult to break into the US market and still doesn’t feel comfortable on the big stage. Victoria tells Metro UK, “I get so nervous. The MTV ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham’s nipples burst through anything

Victoria Beckham was at LAX vying for attention again. You can actually see a bra beneath the most transparent shirt ever. And that’s weird because her nipples are still visible. ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham should be a nutritionist

In a concentrated effort to quell the talk of being severely underweight, Victoria Beckham has turned to alcohol to increase her appetite. She drinks and drinks to just to eat. “It’s ... Read More »

Tom Cruise is persistant

Tom Cruise has been denying Katie Holmes everything leaving Katie crying over the phone for hours to Victoria Beckham. Of course, Victoria knows first hand how Tom can be as ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham is manipulative

The Daily Mail is reporting the reason that David Beckham moved to LA and signed a five year $250 million contract to play for LA Galaxy was because of Victoria ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham is unreal

I don’t like the way Victoria Beckham’s nipples are looking at me. Makes me nervous. It feels like I’m being targeted for nuclear destruction. I’m too pretty to die! A ... Read More »

In other news

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack] Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ... Read More »