Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too.
Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined by genes.
Celebrities dress like Jon Travolta because he’s not weird or anything.
Victoria Beckham wanted photogs to sign some sort of agreement. They protested and called …

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Pete Doherty was arrested for drugs again. Didn’t see that one coming did you?
Jon Bon Jovi snubbed Michael Jackson. Plus, Beyonce had to coax Michael the diva out of his dressing room. Only Michael would act like this after being accused of molestation throughout the years.
Leonardo DiCaprio saved co-star Djimon Hounsou from being shot. A …

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Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …

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Victoria Beckham still tells her children she’s in the Spice Girls. It all began when Victoria’s three sons wanted to know what she actually did. Not having the heart to tell them she’s a useless waste of space, she popped in Spice Girls: The Movie. It’s not the preferred method for introducing people to your …

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Victoria, Victoria, Victoria. I…don’t…know…about…you. The only thing I can think of right now is the phrase tarted up hussy which doesn’t even touch on the two basketballs attached to her chest. The fact that she’s skinnier than my forearm can’t unglue my eyes from her implants. I just want to tear them off and see …

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Still looking like an alien, Victoria Beckham appeared out of nowhere in a sheer dress and a see-through slip. This is disturbing to say the least, but I really hope this fashion trend catches on. I’m tired of buying all these x-ray glasses that don’t work. Four pairs already and all of them are defective. …

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Notify Area 51 because they have a major security breach. They need to grab this thing fast because if I get anally probed one more time, I just don’t know what I’ll do.

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David Beckham has confirmed with a simple “Si” on Spanish TV that Victoria Beckham is indeed pregnant with their fourth child. I can’t wait! This is soooo exciting. Her third trimester will be the one to watch for because by then, her baby is going to weigh more than she does. I can only imagine …

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