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The 2006 Billboard Music Awards

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma ... Read More »

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Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too. Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined ... Read More »

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Pete Doherty was arrested for drugs again. Didn’t see that one coming did you? Jon Bon Jovi snubbed Michael Jackson. Plus, Beyonce had to coax Michael the diva out of his ... Read More »

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Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like? Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham is a liar

Victoria Beckham still tells her children she’s in the Spice Girls. It all began when Victoria’s three sons wanted to know what she actually did. Not having the heart to ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham seems normal

Victoria, Victoria, Victoria. I…don’t…know…about…you. The only thing I can think of right now is the phrase tarted up hussy which doesn’t even touch on the two basketballs attached to her ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in bras

Still looking like an alien, Victoria Beckham appeared out of nowhere in a sheer dress and a see-through slip. This is disturbing to say the least, but I really hope ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham is inhuman

Notify Area 51 because they have a major security breach. They need to grab this thing fast because if I get anally probed one more time, I just don’t know ... Read More »