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Victoria’s Secret Model Quits to Save Body for Husband

Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti, at 19, beat out hundreds of other hopefuls in Victoria’s Secret Model Search in 2009 to earn her wings. Now she’s quitting after 3 years ... Read More »

Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini

Last week it was Adriana Lima modeling in a bikini for Victoria’s Secret, this week it’s Candice Swanepoel. They’re slowly moving up the chain of models. “Yes, yes. The collection ... Read More »

Adriana Lima Dances Around in Her Bra

Here’s Adriana Lima backstage dancing in her wonder bra at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last year. She really is an angel. I don’t care what her husband says, she’s ... Read More »

Lily Aldridge Is in a Bikini

Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge did a bikini photoshoot in St. Barths on Sunday. Lily recently got engaged to Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill. Ugh. This promising post somehow filled ... Read More »

Michael Bay Does Victoria’s Secret

Michael Bay, director of explosion heavy blockbusters such as Armageddon and Transformers, directed the Victoria’s Secret holiday commercial. It’s very Michael Bayish. From the frenetic rock music to the hot ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Launched Some Bra

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton and Chanel Iman were on hand to launch the Incredible Bra at the Victoria’s Secret SoHo store. Their outfits looked inspired by the Jetsons. Cool… I ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Girls. In Bikinis!

This was labeled as some sort of behind the scenes Victoria’s Secret bikini shoot featuring Marisa Miller, Alessadra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova. But I think we all know ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes Does a Fitting

Newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes went to NY for a secret Victoria’s Show Fitting. In related news. Victoria’s Secret gave me the wrong directions to this secret fitting. I ... Read More »

This Looks Fun

Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum all showed up for a Victoria’s Secret fitting in NY a few days ago. This should be a reminder for all of you ... Read More »

This Is Not What I Expected

The August edition of UK GQ contains a feature titled “Victoria’s Secret Girls Gone Wild”. It has left me more than a little disappointed. Years of being bombarded by late ... Read More »

You Wouldn’t Dare

Coming off the heels of slipping fourth quarter profits, the CEO of Victoria’s Secret, Sharon Turney, has labeled the lingerie company “too sexy” and wants to tone it down. “We’ve so ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007, Part 3

That should do it. Now I’m off the save the world one marshmallow at a time. As always, more under the cut. Also check out Part 1 and Part 2 for ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007, Part 2

I split the show up into 3 parts because WordPress is a little bitch. I hate you WordPress. Also check out Part 1 and Part 3 for more pictures. Read More »

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007

Go here if you’re looking for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show pictures. The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , ... Read More »

The Spice Girls Performed

The Spice Girls performed for the first time in 10 years at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Thursday night. The over the hill mothers lip-synced two songs, Stop and Headlines ... Read More »

The Victoria’s Secret Angels Receive an Award

The Victoria’s Secret Angels were given the Hollywood Award of Excellence yesterday which I believe was merely a clever ruse to congregate as many supermodels into one place as possible. ... Read More »

The Victoria’s Secret Models Are Here

The Victoria’s Secret models flew from New York to LA for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Upon landing, they were greeted by Heidi Klum and unveiled “Runway Angel” which ... Read More »

Gisele Is No Longer an Angel

Gisele Bundchen has parted ways with Victoria’s Secret and will no longer be the lead angel after contract negotiations broke down. Allegedly, Gisele’s demands were too outrageous. The Brazilian mannequin is ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Embrace

Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks and Izabel Goulart were all on hand to promote the new Victoria’s Secret Embrace bra. I already have four of them. They’re pretty nice ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Transforming

The reports of Ashlee Simpson being the face of Victoria’s Secret Pink line were false. Instead, she was just performing at their launch. Well what a performance it was. Sweat ... Read More »
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