The August edition of UK GQ contains a feature titled “Victoria’s Secret Girls Gone Wild”. It has left me more than a little disappointed. Years of being bombarded by late night ads for Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild has led me to believe anything with the GGW moniker attached to it will feature either boob …

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Coming off the heels of slipping fourth quarter profits, the CEO of Victoria’s Secret, Sharon Turney, has labeled the lingerie company “too sexy” and wants to tone it down.
“We’ve so much gotten off our heritage … too sexy, and we use the word sexy a lot and really have forgotten the ultra feminine,” said Sharen …

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That should do it. Now I’m off the save the world one marshmallow at a time. As always, more under the cut.
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I split the show up into 3 parts because Wordpress is a little bitch. I hate you Wordpress.
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The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Marisa Miller among others walking the runway in traditional bra, panties and wings while men hid their erections with their program. Wow, it’s like …

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The Spice Girls performed for the first time in 10 years at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Thursday night. The over the hill mothers lip-synced two songs, Stop and Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). The all girl group also had their fair share of supporters which included Eva Longoria, Lauren Conrad, Hayden Panettiere and Ryan Seacrest.
“I …

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The Victoria’s Secret Angels were given the Hollywood Award of Excellence yesterday which I believe was merely a clever ruse to congregate as many supermodels into one place as possible. Hollywood Award of Excellence? Is that even a real award? Well, since we’re making up awards. I’ve got an award of my own and this …

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The Victoria’s Secret models flew from New York to LA for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Upon landing, they were greeted by Heidi Klum and unveiled “Runway Angel” which I believe is a runway where you’ll be greeted by angels. Real angels. The ones with wings. Signifying your demise. Because God hates you.
Virgin America …

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