The Spice Girls performed for the first time in 10 years at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Thursday night. The over the hill mothers lip-synced two songs, Stop and Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). The all girl group also had their fair share of supporters which included Eva Longoria, Lauren Conrad, Hayden Panettiere and Ryan Seacrest.
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The Victoria’s Secret Angels were given the Hollywood Award of Excellence yesterday which I believe was merely a clever ruse to congregate as many supermodels into one place as possible. Hollywood Award of Excellence? Is that even a real award? Well, since we’re making up awards. I’ve got an award of my own and this …

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The Victoria’s Secret models flew from New York to LA for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Upon landing, they were greeted by Heidi Klum and unveiled “Runway Angel” which I believe is a runway where you’ll be greeted by angels. Real angels. The ones with wings. Signifying your demise. Because God hates you.
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Gisele Bundchen has parted ways with Victoria’s Secret and will no longer be the lead angel after contract negotiations broke down. Allegedly, Gisele’s demands were too outrageous.
The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn’t up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to …

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks and Izabel Goulart were all on hand to promote the new Victoria’s Secret Embrace bra. I already have four of them. They’re pretty nice I guess, but I can’t use them since all I have are extremely large and well sculpted pecs. I guess I can use them as …

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The reports of Ashlee Simpson being the face of Victoria’s Secret Pink line were false. Instead, she was just performing at their launch. Well what a performance it was. Sweat flying everywhere, Ashlee sticking her tongue out every three minutes, raising her arms in a V for Victory. The three things that make a concert …

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Ashlee Simpson has beat out Kelly Clarkson to become the face for Victoria’s Secret new line. Coming in third was a horse.
She ought to be able to afford some flashy new digs. It will soon be announced that the 21-year-old will front the campaign for Victoria’s Secret’s new line, Pink. She beat out finalist Kelly …

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