Vida Guerra, apparently still relevant and not just a fad from early 2000, showed up at Our World Live by Snoop Dogg. She made the smart choice in wearing tight leather pants. Her ass is probably on the same level as Kim Kardashian. They should have a contest to see who the better ass is. We can call it the Ass Olympics and hold events like Ass Lifting, Ass Running and, my favorite event, Grab Ass. If you couldn’t figure it out, that’s where I grab their asses for an hour.

Vida Guerra managed to make a career out of her ass and her greatest trickery was making guys want her despite being on the verge of buttaface. Although her ass is definitely not as awesome as Keyra Augstina’s, it’s nice, but I’m not that into it. It reminds me too much of those exercise balls. The one where kids sit on and bounce around the room. So pretty much every time I look at Vida, I think of that and I guess that’s what puts me off. Incorporating innocent children into sexual fantasies is never good idea. At least that’s what the judge tells me.

Usually I’m passed out on the weekends and don’t post anything which is why I did this on the weekday. I figure I should at least give something to the awesome people who visit when I’m in my nice comfy bed with whatever supermodel I happen to take home on Friday/Saturday. I hope to make this a semi-regular thing. Hey, you may even see some news.

Anyway, if you aren’t blind, you can see this is Vida Guerra in King Magazine. I don’t know why this chick is still around. I thought she was a fad like pogs or something, but apparently people still want her. A fun fact I came across during my research was that this girl is busted in real life. I can neither confirm nor deny this so if anyone knows for real, let me know because I make it my mission to remember useless facts about people who shouldn’t be famous.

Vida also has an ongoing battle with rapper The Game. Attempting to fire back at him, she rapped. Sad, very sad.

Vida brought her backside to “Tha Goodfellas Radio Show” on L.A.’s 93.5 KDAY and attempted to blast back at The Game, who had earlier called her a “music video ho,” among other graphic insults, in his hit song “Wouldn’t Get Far.”

Unfortunately for MC Vida, she decided to exact her revenge in rap form. In a Federline-esque monotone, she blasts, “Wednesday is male strip night so I don’t hear from Game” and “Don’t know why you’re texting me ’cause women ain’t your preference.”

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? Conceited much? You usually find girls like this working in libraries or answering to some guy named Sugar Bear. Girls like this are also required by law to keep a bag for their head on the nightstand at all times. More after the jump.

Carmen Electra
What can I say? She looks like she always does. Like she’s frozen in time.

Gwen Stefani
Ummm. That hair. How much of Gavin’s semen did she use to make it stay up like that? It looks like one of those hypnotizing twirling things. It also looks completely retarded.

Janet Jackson
She went from 300lb fat ass to perfectly sculpted abs. And there were no steroids involved. Right. And I’m the queen of France.

Katharine McPhee
If that dress were any shorter, I’d be able to see her cooch. I guess she just doesn’t want to be popular like everyone else.

Nelly Furtado
She always looks like someone is shining a huge spotlight in her face. Or she really needs contacts.

Rihanna
Please tell me why so many people think she’s hot. The only thing she has going for her is the ability to hammer nails with her forehead. That’s more of a circus thing so what’s she doing here.

Victoria Beckham
Day by day she looks more extraterrestrial. Sad really.

Vida Guerra
How the hell did she get in? From what I heard, without all the fancy airbrushing she looks beat. I also hear skin folds are making a comeback this year. That’s a another win for Vida.