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This Is Why You’re Fat

I think Vince Vaughn forgot all about the USA – Switzerland game on Friday when he laid eyes on that hot dog. It looked like love at first sight. ... Read More »

We Are the World 25

The Paula Haggis’ video for We Are The World 25 debuted on Friday. It features a creepy Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson duet and other faces you may recognize include ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Got Married

Vince Vaughn married Kyla Weber in a small ceremony on Saturday outside of Chicago. Vaughn proposed to Weber, a Canadian real estate agent, on Valentine’s Day. No doubt with an ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Is Engaged

Vince Vaughn picked up Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber at a wedding in L.A. last summer. After a week of hanging out together, Kyla returned home and dumped her ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Will Not Make Out With Vince Vaughn

Jake explains the donkey punch When she’s not protecting little Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese is out protecting her artistic integrity. Her new movie with Vince supposedly is to feature an innocent sex ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Wants to Strangle Reese Witherspoon

Vince Vaughn seems content to ruin his career one horrible Christmas themed movie at a time. He most recently played Santa’s little brother in Fred Claus and is now filming ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Did It for the Presents

Vince Vaughn’s belief in Santa Claus was shattered at the tender age of 6. However, despite this startling discovery, Vince pretended to believe so his parents would still give him ... Read More »

Vince and Justin Get Freaky

Vince Vaughn and Justin Timberlake attended the Nickelodean Kid’s Choice Awards over the weekend. The two ended up covered in slime at the end of the night for some homo-erotic ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Is a Chump

Vince Vaughn’s friends claim Vince is desperate to win Jennifer Aniston back. Ever since breaking up, Vince has regretted his decision and has become lonely. Now that news of Jennifer ... Read More »

In Other News

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman ... Read More »

Vince Cheated on Jennifer

Who wouldn’t? Star magazine reports Vince hooked up with Laura Mallory Lane (the scary looking blond in the picture), a 20 year old sorority girl from Texas. I guess it’s ... Read More »

Jennifer and Vince Have Officially Split

Vince Vaughn has finally dumped Jennifer Aniston. At least that’s how I picture it. There hasn’t been anyone caring too much about the couple, but when Vince Vaughn, who’s been ... Read More »

In Other News

Kevin Federline just got FU’d – And if you think I’m talking about the finger, then how wrong you are. John Cena has slammed K-Fed straight into a WWE highlight ... Read More »

Jen and Vince Have Split

In news that is sure to bore, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have broken up and Aniston has canceled plans to visit Vince in London. Vaughn says “It’s not common ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Not Engaged

Jennifer Aniston has told People that she is not engaged despite all the rumors stating the opposite. “I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed ... Read More »

Jen and Vince Might Be Engaged

Us Weekly reported yesterday that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer Aniston. It happened after Vince returned from a rapist’s coastal retreat and after a week of people saying Aniston and ... Read More »

Jen and Vince May Be Over

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may very well be done. There haven’t been any pictures of them together recently and rumors have been flying around about who broke up with ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Whiny

Jennifer Aniston has been trying to quit smoking, but blames Vince Vaughn for her failure because he loves it so much. Everytime she whines to him about it, he just ... Read More »

The Break-Up

After Brooke calls it quits with her boyfriend Gary, neither person is willing to move out of the condo they share. Taking the advice of their repsective friends and confidants, ... Read More »