Jake explains the donkey punch
When she’s not protecting little Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese is out protecting her artistic integrity. Her new movie with Vince supposedly is to feature an innocent sex scene with the ever expanding actor.
A studio insider said: “Reese has an issue with the scripted love scene. It is meant to be a funny, …
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Vince Vaughn seems content to ruin his career one horrible Christmas themed movie at a time. He most recently played Santa’s little brother in Fred Claus and is now filming Four Christmases with Reese Witherspoon which, by some accounts, isn’t going too well. Disagreements over how they should shoot scenes have caused fights between Vince …
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Vince Vaughn’s belief in Santa Claus was shattered at the tender age of 6. However, despite this startling discovery, Vince pretended to believe so his parents would still give him presents. This charade continued until he was 16, which, by then, had gotten a little weird.
I remember the day I had neighbors that let me …
Vince Vaughn and Justin Timberlake attended the Nickelodean Kid’s Choice Awards over the weekend. The two ended up covered in slime at the end of the night for some homo-erotic skit. Disgusted at first, JT’s demeanor gradually changed as the gooey man juice metaphor slid down his torso and into his ass crack. Afterwards, they …
Vince Vaughn’s friends claim Vince is desperate to win Jennifer Aniston back. Ever since breaking up, Vince has regretted his decision and has become lonely. Now that news of Jennifer Aniston wanting to adopt has surfaced, Vince feels even worse about the split.
The source added, “Vince feels responsible for Jennifer’s situation, because without him she’s …
I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character …
Who wouldn’t? Star magazine reports Vince hooked up with Laura Mallory Lane (the scary looking blond in the picture), a 20 year old sorority girl from Texas. I guess it’s more implied than reports. Over Thanksgiving, Vince was drinking with three girls from Trinity University in San Antonio and they ended up at his hotel. …
Vince Vaughn has finally dumped Jennifer Aniston. At least that’s how I picture it. There hasn’t been anyone caring too much about the couple, but when Vince Vaughn, who’s been filming Fred Claus, decided to stay in Budapest rather than in LA with Aniston, the rumors started again. Vince in fact has been partying at …
