Kevin Federline just got FU’d - And if you think I’m talking about the finger, then how wrong you are. John Cena has slammed K-Fed straight into a WWE highlight reel and hopefully into a pauper’s grave.
Britney wants to make a sexy comeback - If only eating pudding snacks constituted a workout, she’d be on …

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In news that is sure to bore, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have broken up and Aniston has canceled plans to visit Vince in London. Vaughn says “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore�. Cry me a river.
People stopped caring after that whole debacle of what magazine said what and when and if …

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Jennifer Aniston has told People that she is not engaged despite all the rumors stating the opposite.
“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. “Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at …

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Us Weekly reported yesterday that Vince Vaughn proposed to Jennifer Aniston. It happened after Vince returned from a rapist’s coastal retreat and after a week of people saying Aniston and Vaughn are broken up.
“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would …

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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may very well be done. There haven’t been any pictures of them together recently and rumors have been flying around about who broke up with who.
According to the Bosh, a source said: “[Sharon] told him that if he married Jen, he’d be in for a world of heartbreak,” and that …

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Jennifer Aniston has been trying to quit smoking, but blames Vince Vaughn for her failure because he loves it so much. Everytime she whines to him about it, he just laughs it off.
Such willpower she has that she can only accomplish difficult tasks when other people have to do it too. I can also imagine …

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After Brooke calls it quits with her boyfriend Gary, neither person is willing to move out of the condo they share. Taking the advice of their repsective friends and confidants, they both engage in mental warfare designed to force the other person to flee the premises — until they both realize they might be fighting …

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