Two questions that come to mind.
1. Is this really necessary?
2. Would it be better or worse if it was a helmet?

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FADE IN:
INT. CEDARS-SINAI HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
A scream pierces the maternity ward. Ben Affleck holds up a misshapen object with a heartbeat. Jennifer Garner lays unconscious on a hospital bed. Doctor William Thompson has a hand on Ben’s shoulder.
BEN (O.S.)
But..but..we are BEAUTIFUL! How could this be ours?!?
DOCTOR WILLIAM THOMPSON (O.S.)
It is God’s test. We must …

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A few people have been saying Jennifer Garner’s baby, Violet, isn’t blessed with her mother’s good looks. I think that’s mean. Aside from the fact Violet likes to feast on human souls and virgin blood, she’s like any other baby. This reminds me. One time I was walking behind Jennifer and all of a sudden …

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