On Friday, a warrant was issued for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest due to failing to comply with terms of her probation stemming from a DUI. Lindsay was supposed to attend alcohol education classes which she has been doing. Recently, she switched programs and either showed up late or missed one of the classes because the paparazzi prevented her from being on time.

A hearing is scheduled for today which should clear up the confusion and the warrant should be rescinded.

To sum it up, Lindsay was in trouble, but later today she won’t be. I love how some problems solve themselves over the weekend. If only the problem of that dead hooker in my trunk could do the same. *Shakes fist*