Lady GaGa looked relatively normal on Wetten, Das…? Her face wasn’t obscured by a veil, no Kermit the Frogs lined her outfit and she wasn’t soaked with blood like a used tampon. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still ugly but at least that was the most offensive thing about her. It’s like we’ve been granted a reprieve from her annoying ass . Expect her to return to hiding her cries for attention under the guise of “performance art” shortly.

While Angelina Jolie is being nominated for her fancy awards, Jennifer Aniston is promoting Marley & Me in Germany by eating dog biscuits. Point, Aniston.

Aniston and Owen Wilson showed up on Wetten Das on Saturday where they were asked to participate in “canine games” which included eating doggy treats. Aniston commented that they were “a little dry.” Also, that it left her with an empty feeling. Although, that could have been from the part of her that just died.