According to a new report, Whitney Houston had a lot of spent blow around her when she died. Detectives found white powdery substances and a spoon with white residue in the hotel room.

Houston had cocaine throughout her system when she died, the report said, and a “spoon with a white crystal like substance in it, a rolled up piece of white paper from off the top of a counter along the east wall of the bathroom” were found. The report does not specifically identify the substances as cocaine, although the drug was found in toxicology tests in Houston’s heart and extremities. HuffPo

Of course, this comes as a surprise to no one. Remember how initially her cause of death was an accidental drowning? Pretty much everyone wondered, “Ok, but how much cocaine did she do beforehand?”

Rihanna finally went back to black. She tweeted a photo of her new/old color with just the caption “Cuz I’m black bitch.” That sentence is either missing an “a” or a comma. In these type of situations, just nod your head and say nothing in order to not sound racist.

In other Rihanna news, now that she has Battleship on her resume, she denied rumors of being asked to play Whitney Houston but said that she’d be honored to take the part if she was offered. “I didn’t get that call yet,” said the 24-year-old, adding: “That would be something that I would have to give my entire life to do because I would want to really pull it off. That’s a huge, huge role and whoever does it has to do a good job.”

“I met her at a Clive Davis party. I love her. She’s one of my big music icons, and I have always looked up to her,” she continued.

“My first song that I remember falling in love with was a Whitney Houston song – I Will Always Love You. All of her music actually was always played in my house, with Mariah Carey and Celine Dion. It was really inspiring and it made me develop a passion for music, so really she’s partly responsible for me being here in this industry.”

A bunch of studio execs just started drooling like Pavlov’s dog and are trying to greenlight this right now. Their pitch is basically, “Imagine this. Rihanna. Whitney Houston. Bags of money.” Then the studio head just said, “You had me at bags of money.” Though at least one person would say this is a terrible idea.

This shouldn’t surprise anyone considering cocaine was mentioned in Whitney Houston’s autopsy report but authorities have recovered remnants of cocaine from Whitney Houston’s hotel room. Official documents describe it as “white, powdery remnants” which was tested to be cocaine.

This on the heels of a new witness who contacted cops claiming one of Whitney’s aides removed evidence from the room.

As the Beverly Hills Police Department probe how Houston acquired the drugs that contributed to her death and whether they were hidden from police and first responders, prominent attorney Ronald Richards has come forward and revealed he received a sworn statement from a Dutch national.

The “material witness” reportedly had an extensive history with Raffles van Exel — a Dutch entertainment consultant — who admitted he removed items from Houston’s Beverly Hilton suite, as Celebuzz previously reported.

“I have received a properly executed affidavit from a material witness who has first hand knowledge of Raffles narcotics related activities,” Richards told Celebuzz, in a statement.

“He/She had extensive involvement with him. The witness has no motive or claim against Raffles and simply wants the BHPD to utilize him/her in any fashion they choose. I have transmitted the affidavits to a homicide Detective and I am waiting his/her response.”

Basically, from putting the pieces together, we’re finding out Whitney Houston loved to party. Wasn’t that obvious? The first thing police should have done when they arrived on scene was ask, “So… where are the drugs?”

Whitney Houston’s cause of death has finally been revealed. Coming as a shock to nobody, the coroner still says Whitney died from an accidental drowning but adds that heart disease and cocaine were also factors in her death. Let me repeat that. Cocaine was found in her system. However, the other drugs found in her system, marijuana, Xanax, Flexeril and Benadryl, were not contributing factors.

Meanwhile, her family still probably thinks she’s been clean for three years. And they may be right. Whitney was taking a bath at the time of her death so one can assume she kept herself pretty clean. Unless of course by clean they mean “didn’t use marijuana or cocaine.” In which case, they’re just as delusional as Whitney probably was.

Ray J has denied reports that he’s sitting on a cache of Whitney Houston sex tapes. He claims he’s not holding any tapes or photos over Houston’s family for ransom because they don’t exist. In fact, sources say Ray J never took sexually explicit anything of Whitney.

“The despicable tabloid report released today claiming the existence of a sex tape between Ray J and Whitney Houston is not true … There is no sex tape.” TMZ

That’s right. There are no sex tapes. That’s because Ray J prefers to call them love tapes. “What we had was something special, man,” he told reporters.

While Victoria’s Secret models are stockpiling babies, Whitney Houston’s boytoy, Ray J, has been stockpiling the sex tapes they made. An insider says Houston’s family has told Ray J they don’t want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out and preyed on his sensibilities explaining “now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.” Wait, what? Didn’t her legacy change from a “great, promising talent” to “girl who likes to get high” a few years back?

Anyway, Brandy’s little brother hasn’t released anything yet. Not out of respect or anything, but because “he knows he’s sitting on a gold mine.”

Aw, what a caring, compassionate ex-boyfriend. All he wants to do is share his memories of Whitney with everyone at the perfect time where he can make as much money off them as possible much like he did with Kim Kardashian. Is that so wrong?

They just put Whitney Houston in the ground so it’s about time Oprah interviewed her daughter, Bobbi Kristina, for her primetime OWN series Oprah’s Next Chapter.

The interview ended up being the largest audience in OWN’s 14-month history with 3.5 million viewers. But enough about Oprah’s continued success in everything she does, let’s talk about Bobbi Kristina who says she can feel her mother’s spirit talking to her. *Twirls finger around ear*

“I can hear her voice in spirit talking to me, ‘Keep talking to me. I got you,’ ” says Brown. “She’s always with me. I can always feel her. I can always feel her with me. She always asked me,’Do you need me?’ And I caught myself, out of nowhere, I didn’t even know I said it, I said, ‘I’ll always need you.’ ”

Brown – Houston’s child with her ex-husband Bobby Brown – says she spent her mother’s last day alive in her embrace.

“It was so early in the morning. I went to go get her and I said, ‘Come lay with me,’ ” she says. “She stayed with me all night and all day. She was just rubbing my head and holding me. I just slept in her arms.” PEOPLE

Bobbi adds that she’s going carry on the legacy by singing, dancing and acting. She has to get money for drugs somehow. She’s also changing her name to Kristina Houston. That way people know she’s related to a famous person and not the guy who beat the famous person.

The National Enquirer published a picture of Whitney Houston laying in her casket on the cover of their new issue. The photo (here if you’re curious) shows Whitney lying in a golden casket wearing a purple dress, a diamond broach and earring, jewels worth $500,000 and gold slippers.

The photo, taken inside the Whigham Funeral Home in Newark, New Jersey, proves that Whitney was apparently a pharaoh. $500,000 in jewelry and golden slippers? I’m surprised her will didn’t force her maid to be buried alive with her in order to serve her in the afterlife.

According to results of a preliminary test, Whitney Houston died from a mixture of Valium, Xanax and alcohol and not from drowning. A final toxicology report will confirm which of the three was the major contributing factor.

“Whitney had taken Valium, Xanax, and alcohol, which led to her death. The coroner is waiting on final toxicology results to determine which one of the three was the major contributing factor of her demise,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “The coroner will be closely examining Whitney’s blood alcohol content at the time she died as well. The sedatives and alcohol will almost certainly be the cause of death, and not drowning. Her heart stopped beating because her respiratory system was suppressed because of the anti-anxiety meds, and combined with the booze it probably happened very quickly before she was found partially submerged in the bathtub.” Radar Online

Wow. Surprising. Former crack addict Whitney Houston died from drugs and alcohol. Color me shocked. What’s next? Water is wet?

The Westboro Baptist Church has perfected the art of real life trolling. During Whitney Houston’s funeral, a Twitter account purporting to be that of the church pastor’s daughter, Margie Phelps, taunted media outlets with low res photos of them protesting the memorial. She wrote, “Did my friends @BET see these lovelies? Such fun singing to @OccupyWallSt This picket is rocking the house! @NJ_News ”

The problem with that is Star-Ledger reporters confirmed the area had been restricted all day and no active protests ever took place. So what happened? Did the church picket the wrong funeral? No, they just photoshopped their protesters into pictures of the actual funeral. Their god is very lazy, you see. While other gods tell people to go the extra mile, the Westboro Baptist Church’s god just shrugs his shoulders and goes, “Meh, good enough.”

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s 18-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, disappeared for a while after the funeral to get high. A Houston family spokesperson downplayed the incident saying Bobbi was just distraught and does not have a drug problem. Much like Whitney didn’t have a drug problem.

“Everyone was freaking out and calling Bobbi Kristina’s cell,” said one source, a longtime family friend. “It was so much commotion and activity after the funeral that Bobbi Kristina just slipped away. Ms. Cissy [Houston, Whitney’s mother] was beside herself.”

Several hours after the funeral, Bobbi Kristina was found at a hotel “getting high,” according to one source who was with the family when they received the news. A second source was told of the event from a member of the family. (The Houston spokesperson denied the incident occurred.) Some family members wanted to whisk the aspiring singer to rehab last night, while others fought for her to stay to see her mother buried this morning.

“There was some confusion about Bobbi Kristina’s whereabouts last night for a short time, but she’s OK,” a Houston family spokesperson told The Daily Beast. “She needed some time alone.” The spokesperson says Bobbi Kristina isn’t on drugs and is just emotionally fragile at this time. “She is going through a very hard time as you can expect.” The Daily Beast

Now her family wants to send Bobbi back to rehab.

“Cissy and others won’t admit out loud that Bobbi Kristina has a drug problem,” said the family friend. “But they know it and have been trying to keep her straight even before Whitney passed. But losing your mother and the life you’re accustomed to all in one day is enough to send anybody off the deep end.”

Even before the funeral was held Saturday, the family had serious discussions about Bobbi Kristina entering into rehab as soon as her mother was laid to rest, according to multiple sources familiar with the conversations. They say she spent the night after her mother’s death using drugs to dull the pain.

Whitney and Bobby Brown’s daughter likes to get high? Why, you don’t say. She probably learned to pack her parents’ crack pipe when she was just a little girl.

Whitney Houston had a long, drawn out memorial over the weekend and Kevin Costner gave one of the better speeches. Probably because his memories of her were when she was lucid and not that into crack.

Meanwhile, Bobby Brown left Whitney’s memorial early. Reports say he brought the usual large enoutrage, this time of nine people, and insisted they sit with him in the family section. Dionne Warwick, Rev. Jesse Jackson and others tried to smooth things over when they were told they couldn’t sit together. He finally had it and left.

Bobby Brown threw a hissy fit at Whitney’s funeral? Sounds odd. He seemed to be a man of such grace and dignity.

On the Thursday before her death, Brandy and Monica were filming an E! News interview when Whitney interrupted and handed Brandy a note. Two days later, Whitney died. Now E! and everyone else wants to know what was on that note. The problem is, Brandy won’t tell. Aww, c’mon! What’s in the bawwwx?!

When E! asked her about the note, Brandy simply said, “I’m going to just not say what it was and just keep it to myself for my own personal reasons.”

So Brandy won’t tell people what Whitney’s final words were. This must make her feel real special. Ooooh, look at me, I’m the last one Whitney really talked to.

Regardless, here are my three guesses as to what the note said:

1. Something inane like “F**k yo couch!”
2. Whitney Houston’s grocery list because she confused Brandy with her assistant.
3. “Got crack?”