As you watch this clip of last night’s Saturday Night Live featuring the return of Will Ferrell as George Bush and realize the sketch was an extended bumper sticker joke, please pray that this doesn’t help Will Ferrell find more work.

You’re telling me that I can use the same awful shtick in every single one of my movies and people will still fawn over them AND I’ll have Heid Klum in a bikini all over me? Sounds incredible. I’ll be the oblivious, loud, sometimes inappropriate guy with a heart of gold. Already taken? Damn. More after the jump.

A Dallas man bid $47,100 for his 10-year-old son to be an extra in Will Ferrell’s new movie, Step Brothers, in a charity auction for Cancer for College. The part contains no spoken lines so expect some dumb looking kid to be a 3 second prop for Will Ferrell.

“We are overwhelmed with the response and generosity to the auction,” Ferrell said. “This money will help so many young people with their dreams of attending college.”

I don’t know. Charities are great and all, but it just seems like cancer patients have more to worry about than registering for fall classes. You know, like, hospital bills, radiation therapy and, what’s that other one? Oh, yea. Death.

• Kelly Brook – Girls of FHM – 2007. Need I say more? [Bastardly]
• Angelina Jolie returns to Africa. [HB]
• Worst hair and makeup at the Oscars. [Celebitchy]
• The aliens are amongst us. [Ninjadude]

• John Travolta’s Oscar rug. [CityRag]
• Fun art with celebrities. [Celebrity Smack]
• Eddie Murphy is a sore loser? [Dlisted]
• Jimmy Kimmel’s take on Al Gore’s inconvenient song. [SOW]

• Reno 911 gets the job done. [Pajiba]
• Jessica Biel and Wilmer Valderrama. [Celebslam]
• Ana Beatriz Barros is sexy. [The Grumpiest]
• Will Ferrell’s song at the Oscars. [ICYDK]