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I hope Will Smith made her cry

July 7th, 20083 comments

The July 4th weekend has been regularly dominated by Will Smith blockbusters beginning with Independence Day. So it is not surprising that Will Smith continued his reign this weekend as people ignored the crappy reviews and flocked to Hancock which earned $66 million and first place at the box office.
However, what was surprising this Fourth …

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This is great marketing

June 19th, 2008Respond

“Will Smith - Cock - Not your average superhero.” Whatever. My penis is pretty amazing too. It can dance the mambo.
[Image via The London Paper]

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Execs have ideas on The Green Hornet

June 16th, 20081 comment

Seth Rogen is currently penning and will most likely star as the titular character in the film adaptation of The Green Hornet set to be released in summer 2010. Although a director has yet to be chosen, executives already have a few ideas on who should play Kato, a role made famous by Bruce Lee. …

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Scientology is cunning

March 17th, 20083 comments

The new issue of Radar Magazine claims that Will Smith, Jada Pinkett and Kimora Lee Simmons are the newest celebrity members of Scientology. A big win for the zany group of alien worshipers because they’ve been aiming for more African American members (they opened up a center in Harlem in 2003) and as you may …

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Will Smith: I Am Scientologist

January 9th, 20084 comments

Based on the wrap present he gave to crew members after filming Hancock, it’s believed Will Smith is the newest convert to Scientology, a religion based on aliens, hydrogen bombs, volcanoes and whatever else sounds cool to the five-year-old who made it up. Lasers? Yea, Scientology’s got that too.
His recent gift after wrapping next summer’s …

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Will Smith infuriates the Jewish League

December 24th, 20072 comments

A Jewish group is up in arms today over a comment Will Smith made about Adolph Hitler. The I Am Legend star told the Daily Record that he believes everyone is good and that,
“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘let me do the most evil thing I can do today’,” said Will. “I think he …

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In other news

February 7th, 2007Respond

That’s Mandy Moore by the way.

Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood]
Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba]
Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy]
Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly]
Mandy Moore lost it after Wilmer. [CityRag]
Fergie likes wearing men’s underpants. [Yeeeah!]
Ellen does W. [Celebrity Smack]
House is awesome. Everyone agrees. [Evil Beet]
Bud Bundy files for divorce. B-Rad! [Glitterati]
Joaquin Phoenix …

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In other news

January 12th, 20071 comment

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the …

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