During the Ukranian premiere of Men in Black 3, a reporter tried to kiss Will Smith on the lips. Turns out you need to buy Will Smith dinner before doing that because Will pushed him away and backhanded him across the face. Well, technically he used the back of his hand but a more fitting description would be he gave him a limp-wristed slap across the face. If I didn’t hear the whole thing, I would have assumed Will Smith said, “Hmph, fresh!”

Will explains shortly after, “Sorry, he tried to kiss me on my mouth. He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.”

TMZ says the guy who kissed him is a television reporter who’s thing is kissing celebrities. A source says the reporter’s mouth brushed up against Will’s implying he was just giving Will a Euro greeting.

Will Smith and Josh Brolin attended the premiere of Men in Black III in Madrid on Sunday where they were told to hit a gigantic tennis ball with an oversized racket.

I don’t want to promote stereotypes but usually black people look real cool when they play sports. I say usually because that’s definitely not the case here.

Here’s everyone else that showed up at the Kids’ Choice Awards. I tried to pick the best pictures from all the teeny bopper stars, like, uh, One Direction (?) to “why are you here” stars such as Heidi Klum to “no really, why are you here” stars such as Chris Tucker. In fact, Chris Tucker doesn’t even look like he knows why he’s here. If you asked him, he’d just shrug his shoulders and say, “Someone said gifting suite.”

As an added bonus, here’s Will Smith clutching Justin Bieber from behind as they both get jizzed on by 5 slime cannons. How very Homererotic.

Last week, Will Smith posted a photo to his Facebook of the entire Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast reunited. Except for Janet Hubert who played the original Aunt Viv.

Now she reveals to TMZ why she probably wasn’t invited to the reunion dinner. It’s because she thinks Will Smith is a total asshole and says Will got her kicked off the show 15 years ago because she wouldn’t kiss his ass.

“There will never be a reunion … as I will never do anything with an a**hole like Will Smith,” Hubert said.

She adds, “He is still an egomaniac and has not grown up. This constant reunion thing will never ever happen in my lifetime unless there is an apology, which he doesn’t know the word.” TMZ

According to Smith, Hubert was fired for her bad attitude saying she once complained about how a “snotty-nosed punk” came along and got a show when she’s been in the business for 10 years.

I venture to guess this is no skin off Will’s back. When asked for comment, Will most likely went, “Janet who? Sorry, man. I gotta go. There’s a pile of cash that needs rolling around in.”

It’s the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion you’ve all been waiting for. James Avery (Uncle Phil), Karyn Parsons (Hilary), Tatyana Ali (Ashley), Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton) and Will Smith got together for a group shot on Will Smith’s Facebook. “There’s nothin’ like spending holidays with the fam,” Smith wrote. We’ll just pretend Aunt Viv #1 and Aunt Viv #2 never existed.

The trailer for the new Men in Black 3 movie starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin is out. In this one, Will Smith time travels to find young Tommy Lee Jones which turns out to be Josh Brolin. And that’s about as much of the plot as I could figure out. Oh and something about aliens. It’s mostly just Will doing stand-up in front of a camera with a few scenes spliced in to progress the story.

The always reliable Star Magazine (eye roll) says Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are finally getting a divorce. They’ve been faking it for a while now because they think a split could hurt their careers.

A source told the mag, “They’ve been faking it for a long time and they don’t want to live a lie anymore. Living and sleeping separately — and now Will finally walking out on Jada — have pushed them to their limit. They’re done.”

“They’re still keeping up appearances because they worry divorce could hurt their careers, but there’s no turning back now. It needs to end.”

A source adds, “They’ve been trying to work through it, but things came to a head in early November, when they got into a huge knock-down, drag-out fight. They put up a good front in public, but behind doors they really fight like cats and dogs. They’ve always had issues in their relationship, and now they’re bubbling to the surface.” StarPulse

Willow Smith probably isn’t helping things either. If my kid kept on talking about whipping her hair back and forth or repeating over and over again how she’s a fireball and then trying to shake her non-existent breasts in her music video, I’d go crazy too.

In Touch now claims a suspicious Will Smith paid Jada Pinkett a surprise visit and found her and Hawthorneco-star Marc Anthony “watching a DVD.” I think that’s code for having sex. Will left the house crying. In Touch says Will and Jada have been living separately for months.

This guy is supposed to be a big action star? Arnold Schwarzenegger wouldn’t have stood for this. He would have banged the first housekeeper he saw.

Reps for Will and Jada said Tuesday Jada had not been unfaithful to Will, specifically mentioning Marc Anthony in the denial. A source close to the couple tells TMZ … Marc was at Jada’s home, but in April not August, when he went over to look at a DVD. — TMZ

At this rate, I might as well turn this place into a Will Smith fan site. Stay tuned for my next piece titled “What Will Ate For Breakfast This Morning and How It Affected His Bowel Movement.” The answer may shock you!

Hold on to your Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Together 4Ever party hats. You’re not out of the woods yet in this whole Will and Jada separation ordeal.

TMZ reports Will and Jada’s marriage is in trouble but the two have not made a decision to separate. A source claims it’s definitely a possibility but that they’re going away together with the kids to see where they’re at.

We also asked our sources about the somewhat curious statement from Will and Jada, that their marriage is “intact.” Specifically, why didn’t they go the more traditional PR route and say they’re still in love and committed to each other? Our sources privately said, the language was carefully constructed. — TMZ

In the immortal words of Jada’s publicist, “Lord. I’m going back to bed.”

A startling report from In Touch yesterday claimed Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith had separated. There was a lot of panic. But that panic has subsided as Will and Jada hesitantly responded to the rumor on Tuesday.

“Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” — Access Hollywood

So don’t worry about the Smiths. Will and Jada’s marriage is still going strong, Willow won’t start calling herself Xillow and begin getting temporary tattoos and Jaden won’t develop a juice box addiction.

Celebrity power couple and Scientology practitioners Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith may have separated after 13 years of marriage and two annoyingly named kids according to In Touch Weekly.

TMZ tried to confirm the story through Jada’s rep, Karynee Tencer, who said “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m going back to bed.”

You can take that one of two ways. Either “this story is so ridiculous that it doesn’t deserve a response” or “What? Aw, dammit. I can’t deal with this right now.” It’s going to be hard to tell which. Did it sound like she scoffed at the end of the conversation or threw her hands up in the air?

Page Six best describes Will Smith’s trailer currently parked in SoHo as a double-decker mobile mansion. You may think Page Six may be exaggerating but they’re actually downplaying it.

That’s because the specially designed ride nicknamed “The Heat” includes a lounge with a bar, a movie room with a 100-inch screen, marble floors, offices for 30 people including assistants and writing staff, a large bedroom and all-granite bathroom. It’s 53 feet long, has 22 wheels and weights around 30 tons. It’s also annoying the residents. They say it’s an eyesore and that the gas smell that comes from it is horrid. Hm, smells more like jealousy to me.

“It looks bigger than my apartment!” said Brigette Moreno, 22, who lives above where the trailer was docked yesterday.
“The smell that comes along with it is disgusting. It’s like living in a gas station. I really like Will Smith, but I would be embarrassed if that was my trailer. A little modesty goes a long way.”
And shop owners say the monstrosity is burning a hole in their bottom lines.
“This is killing our business,” moaned Anessa Rahman, the co-owner of nearby Greene Street Antiques.
She said that since the trailer arrived, her business has been a shadow of its usual self.
“We’ve been calling 311, to no avail,” she sighed.

Note that Will Smith is renting a luxury apartment nearby. It’s a five bedroom, 6.5 bath, $25,000 per month apartment. Oh but it’s a mile away which is, like, an eternity in New York time. Almost 20 minutes walking! The whole point of being a celebrity is you don’t have to be a normal person. I mean, what’s the point of being rich and famous if you can’t shove your money in people’s faces?

Toby Keith pulled a Miley Cyrus during an impromptu concert in which Will Smith sang Rapper’s Delight. While Will rapped, “to the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow,” Toby made the slant-eye gesture to emphasize that Will meant Asian people when he said “yellow”, not a lemon or anything like that. Toby was just trying to clear things up. Turns out people took offense to Toby being so helpful. Especially since he was in Norway for the Nobel Peace Prize Concert.

Now reps for Asian American groups are calling Toby out. The Asian American Justice Center said, “Toby Keith embarrassed himself and his country, denigrated the Noble Peace Prize and offended Asians and Asian Americans by using a crude, racist hand gesture.” While the Media Action Network for Asians said, “By doing this, he is telling his Asian fans ‘you don’t matter, you’re not on my radar.’”

Reps for Keith responded, “nobody at the party thought Toby was out of line.” But instead of “line” they probably said “rine” and then pointed to someone who looked Asian and laughed.

If Toby was so big into hand gestures, I wonder why when Will said “brown”, Toby didn’t yell, “For Allah!” or when he said “red”, he didn’t do the tomahawk chop and put five fingers behind his head to signify feathers or when Will said “black,” Toby didn’t smash his lips together so they’d look real big and swollen. Wait, I think I know the answer to the last one. It might have been because he would have gotten his ass kicked by the people behind him.