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Smelly blogasm

February 26th, 2007Respond

Kelly Brook - Girls of FHM - 2007. Need I say more? [Bastardly]
Angelina Jolie returns to Africa. [HB]
Worst hair and makeup at the Oscars. [Celebitchy]
The aliens are amongst us. [Ninjadude]

John Travolta’s Oscar rug. [CityRag]
Fun art with celebrities. [Celebrity Smack]
Eddie Murphy is a sore loser? [Dlisted]
Jimmy Kimmel’s take on Al Gore’s inconvenient song. [SOW]

Reno 911 gets …

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In other news

December 12th, 2006Respond

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …

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Jessica Alba displeases me

August 23rd, 20063 comments

Jessica Alba could take a crap in her hand and smear her feces over my face and I would be in shock. Not because I now smell like I just took a bath in a septic tank, but because a part of Jessica Alba has touched me. With that being said, one thing that I …

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Josh Hartnett is a girl

July 10th, 20061 comment

Last Monday, Wilmer Valderrama was at a party in the Hamptons and arranged for a helicopter to pick up Scarlett Johansson to join him. Josh Hartnett got a little jealous and started calling throughout the night to check up on Scarlett. The word “dignity” springs into mind. I really don’t know why because it should …

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