February 26th, 2007
Kelly Brook - Girls of FHM - 2007. Need I say more? [Bastardly]
Angelina Jolie returns to Africa. [HB]
Worst hair and makeup at the Oscars. [Celebitchy]
The aliens are amongst us. [Ninjadude]
John Travolta’s Oscar rug. [CityRag]
Fun art with celebrities. [Celebrity Smack]
Eddie Murphy is a sore loser? [Dlisted]
Jimmy Kimmel’s take on Al Gore’s inconvenient song. [SOW]
Reno 911 gets …
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December 12th, 2006
Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack]
Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more awesome than they really are and wants to get paid. [Glitterati]
Mel Gibson is bat shit insane. [Pajiba]
Mandy Moore forgives Wilmer Valderrama for telling everyone she’s …
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August 23rd, 2006
Jessica Alba could take a crap in her hand and smear her feces over my face and I would be in shock. Not because I now smell like I just took a bath in a septic tank, but because a part of Jessica Alba has touched me. With that being said, one thing that I …
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July 10th, 2006
Last Monday, Wilmer Valderrama was at a party in the Hamptons and arranged for a helicopter to pick up Scarlett Johansson to join him. Josh Hartnett got a little jealous and started calling throughout the night to check up on Scarlett. The word “dignity” springs into mind. I really don’t know why because it should …
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