Smelly blogasm

Kelly Brook – Girls of FHM – 2007. Need I say more? [Bastardly] Angelina Jolie returns to Africa. [HB] Worst hair and makeup at the Oscars. [Celebitchy] The aliens are amongst us. [Ninjadude] John ... Read More »

In other news

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack] Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ... Read More »

Jessica Alba displeases me

Jessica Alba could take a crap in her hand and smear her feces over my face and I would be in shock. Not because I now smell like I just ... Read More »

Josh Hartnett is a girl

Last Monday, Wilmer Valderrama was at a party in the Hamptons and arranged for a helicopter to pick up Scarlett Johansson to join him. Josh Hartnett got a little jealous ... Read More »