Last week, Winona Ryder executed a brilliant plan to make off with a bracelet and ring valued at more than $125,000. Ryder, who had the items out on loan, told Bulgari jewelers that she had “misplaced” them at the Marie Claire party in Madrid last Sunday. Ryder claims she put them in an envelope and …

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Yesterday it was reported that a priority landing was made in order to take Winona Ryder to the hospital when she fell ill on a flight from Los Angeles to London. The Daily Mail says an overdose of tranquilizer tablets is thought to be the reason for the sudden landing.
The waif-like American, who made her …

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A priority landing was requested by the captain of a flight from Los Angeles to London after Winona Ryder fell ill. She was immediately taken to the hospital upon landing.
“She did fall ill on a flight and as a precautionary measure, was taken to a hospital,” said a spokeswoman for Ryder. “She was there maybe …

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Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, I’ve only seen two guys, Anthony Hopkins and that guy from American Pie. Sure, I could have dug a little deeper …

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In 2002, Winona Ryder was convicted of shoplifting $6,000 worth of clothing from Saks Fith Avenue. Now, six years later, Winona was caught shoplifting again. This time stealing make-up from a CVC Pharmacy in Hollywood after buying a bunch of stuff.
A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but …

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Winona Ryder may have wandered out of the spotlight and almost into jail a few years back, but she looks great now and by great I mean her breasts could pass for those of a 24-year-old. Her secret to such youthful buoyancy probably involves drinking the blood of virgins and sacrificing babies up top a …

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This is as close to naked Winona Ryder will ever get. I’m not sure what she’s doing in this clip from A Scanner Darkly, but her boobs are in cartoon form. I mean, they’re real just filtered. She’s actually there and this isn’t a drawing. Gah, I don’t know how to justify masturbating to it. …

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Winona Ryder wandered into a SoHo shop through the back door looking very confused on Sunday. After looking around the entire store, Winona went up to the sales rep and shrieked “Where am I?” and then proceeded to wander back onto the street.
It’s said that the homeless man trying to carve an alien tracking device …

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