March 20th, 2008
In 2002, Winona Ryder was convicted of shoplifting $6,000 worth of clothing from Saks Fith Avenue. Now, six years later, Winona was caught shoplifting again. This time stealing make-up from a CVC Pharmacy in Hollywood after buying a bunch of stuff.
A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but …
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March 23rd, 2007
Winona Ryder may have wandered out of the spotlight and almost into jail a few years back, but she looks great now and by great I mean her breasts could pass for those of a 24-year-old. Her secret to such youthful buoyancy probably involves drinking the blood of virgins and sacrificing babies up top a …
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December 13th, 2006
This is as close to naked Winona Ryder will ever get. I’m not sure what she’s doing in this clip from A Scanner Darkly, but her boobs are in cartoon form. I mean, they’re real just filtered. She’s actually there and this isn’t a drawing. Gah, I don’t know how to justify masturbating to it. …
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September 27th, 2006
Winona Ryder wandered into a SoHo shop through the back door looking very confused on Sunday. After looking around the entire store, Winona went up to the sales rep and shrieked “Where am I?” and then proceeded to wander back onto the street.
It’s said that the homeless man trying to carve an alien tracking device …
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