Congratulations nerdalinger, your wet dreams have come true. This month on the cover of the monthly geek bible, Wizard, your Joker or Iron Man or whatever comic book character you fantasize about daily has been replaced by a busty Scarlett Johansson. As an added bonus, there’s also a promise to undress the Silk Spectre which I’m told will be much better than that time they undressed Thor.

A word of warning though. Be careful to hide your raging erection from your mom when retrieving this issue from your mailbox. You don’t want to be given “the lecture” again, do you?