America’s indie darlings — I’m not sure if that’s accurate but I’d assume so — are getting a divorce. The whimsical woodland fairy, Zooey Deschanel, and the dulcet-toned indie rocker, Ben Gibbard, are ending their marriage of two years.

A rep for Zooey says the split is “amicable” and “mutual.” Though that remains to be seen. If Ben Gibbard’s next album is so depressing that you want to slit your wrists more than usual, then you know there might be hard feelings.

Sigh. And I thought these two were perfect for each other. I don’t know what to believe in anymore. *Tears off skinny jeans, cries*

Phew. For a second there I thought one of my girlfriends had escaped from the basement again. Thankfully, the caption said it was Zooey Deschanel filming for My Idiot Brother. Looks like I can deactivate the self-destruct device.

[Bauer]

Perennial indie actress Zooey Deschanel married indie rock legend/biggest dork ever Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie.The two married Saturday night near Seattle. Of course. So indie!

Not much will change for the two. Zooey Deschanel will continue to be the cutest pixie ever and Ben Gibbard will continue to be the dorkiest looking dude ever. I’m just surprised this report didn’t start out as whispers among the indie rock scene and only break into the mainstream because a big publisher wanted to seem hip. Or did it?

Here’s Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel at the premiere of Yes Man which is basically an updated version of Liar, Liar. Zooey’s looking great. Much prettier than her sister. That’s something you don’t want to say to her face by the way. My bruised gonads can attest to that. Also, if you do decide say it to her face, make sure you say it to Zooey, not Emily. You also might not want to follow it up with, “I want to F you so bad.”