Madonna has ended her friendship with Britney Spears over Kabbalah. This came from Britney posting that she no longer studies Kabbalah and her baby is her new religion. Even though Britney Spears taunts death with her baby, she still realizes Kaballah is just a trendy celebrity religion thats only goal is to syphon their money.
Madonna also wants Britney to return the twentieth-century book she gave her for a wedding present. That’s pretty low even for Madonna. When I give a girl panties for a wedding present, I don’t ask for it back after she wears it for a week, no matter how much I want to.
Britney Spears has also hired a “Christian Life Coach” to help her deal with K-Fed’s stupidity. I’m not sure exactly what a life coach does, but I’m pretty sure it’s the equivalent of hiring a best friend. A few years ago, people like Madonna wanted to be her friend, but now not even Mel Gibson will be her neighbor.