All my dreams have come true. Evangeline Lilly was named the face of Michelle K. Footwear. I could be funny and write that it should be the foot of Michelle K., but I won’t because I don’t think you people are ready for that level of genius. From these pictures, it looks like you don’t need to be too glamorous for footwear, which is why Evangeline Lilly showed up looking like a nerd, albeit a sexy nerd. This could also explain why she is dating a hobbit and not me. And what’s the easiest way to get rid of a hobbit? That’s right, a bat.
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