The most exciting thing to happen to Australia since Steve Irwin showed the world how to properly take care of a baby happened Sunday night in Sydney. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were wed in a Catholic ceremony on St. Patrick’s estate. Guests included Hugh Jackman, Naomi Watts, Russel Crowe, Rupert Murdoch and probably a few more Australian actors/actresses whom nobody knows.
“Nicole cried all the way to the church in the car and then she cried all during the ceremony and had to wipe her eyes under the veil,”
Instead of gifts, guests donated to the Sydney Children’s Hospital. The whole thing lasted about an hour and after it was all over, Australia resumed drinking beer, throwing boomerangs and shooting kangeroos.
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