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Paris Hilton infects Canada

Paris Hilton Cannes

Is there anybody slimier than Paris Hilton? Tragically, there is. Jose Theodore, some douchebag hockey player, was spotted partying with Paris in Montreal. I know what you’re thinking: Who cares. Paris has seen more penises than even Richard Simmons.

What’s grand is that while this guy was busy hooking up with Paris, his prematurely born, three month old daughter was checking out of the hospital.

Look what Daddy brought home honey…chlyamdia! Here’s an idea, why don’t you just save yourself some trouble and buy her that stripper pole right now?

The Canadians must really hate us. In exchange for their hockey teams, we give them a disease-ridden petri dish known as Paris Hilton’s vagina. I’m suprised we still read about guys banging Paris. You figure they’d have a hard time getting through all the scabs.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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