Another track from the new Paris Hilton album has premiered. It’s called Turn It Up, which is pretty ironic. I’ll let you figure that one out for yourselves. If you were wondering in how many different mediums Paris could be slutty in, then add music to your list. I couldn’t understand half of what she was singing, but it would be a pretty safe assumption that it’s something about getting her naked. Also, there are kids chanting in the middle of the song. I didn’t get that one either.
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