By now, everyone has seen the pictures of Shiloh. But, did anyone notice that on the cover picture of People magazine, Shiloh is wearing a t-shirt that says, “The Pots & Pans Band.” Suprisingly, some people do pay attention to what a baby wears on a magazine cover and are now flooding Belly Maternity with orders. These people are willing to pay $42 for a baby t-shirt that is going to be drooled and puked on. $42 for a shirt that strangers will not even notice. A shirt that the baby will outgrow in a year or less. A random piece of clothing that Shiloh got for free.
I don’t know what goes through the minds of these people. My only guess is they think their baby will have a better life if they’re dressed the same as celebrity babies. They’ll be disappointed to learn that, despite how gnarly their baby is dressed, women will still just be leaning over the carriage, showing them their cleavage and making cooing noises at them. And really, isn’t that the only reason we carry them around?
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