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Reese isn’t pregnant

Reese Witherspoon

On Wednesday, Reese Witherspoon sued Star Magazine on the grounds of invasion of privacy over an article that said she was pregnant with her third child .

The article suggested that Witherspoon, 30, was unwilling to tell producers of her upcoming films that she was pregnant and was hiding her changing body under 1920s-style swimsuits, baggy clothing and “Empire-waist dresses.”

If I was a girl, I’d also be pretty pissed if some magazine called me a fat liar with no fashion sense. Firstly, I take my fashion sense very seriously. Secondly, baby fat is hard to lose so get off my case already. That’s if I was a girl. Which I’m not. So please stop telling me I have a vagina…jerks.

Note: She doesn’t look pregnant to me.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

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