Rob Zombie to direct a new Halloween

Rob Zombie

Rob Zombie is attached to write and direct a new Halloween movie. Not a remake or sequel, but a whole new Halloween. If it’s anything like The Devil’s Rejects, then it shouldn’t be too horrible. I remeber watching the sequels, but I cannot tell you what happened because I had to block them out of my memory. I believe there were bears and bright rainbows and Michael Myers’ name was changed to Funshine.


  • Nate Fanfare

    I actually employ Anne Frank cosplay in my sexual fantasies.

  • AussieDan

    Do we get an idea of who halloween doesn’t include? I’m not trolling, I’m seriously curious.

    • Eric Karnes

      The letters the school sent out just said it wasn’t inclusive of all students without specifying. My assumption was they meant the very religious. Fundamentalist Christians, Jews and Muslims all pretty much think Halloween is evil, though mainstream members of all three faiths have no problem with it. The line about “out of our ordinary routine and can be difficult for many students” probably means kids on the autism spectrum. But they didn’t mention any group, just that it wasn’t “inclusive”, or I’d have included that.

      • AussieDan

        Interesting – cheers mate for taking the time to reply.

  • Riteaidbob

    Liberalism kills/destroys/infects everything it touches. Good thing this school is not in session on the 4th of July. They would KILL that holiday celebration because it doesn’t “include” kids from other countries or some other PC BS.

  • jay

    ” teachers told the principal it felt awkward planning something not everyone would enjoy.” So math tests are out, too? Seriously, is there ANY activity that ALL the students enjoy? At some point you have to say, sorry Joe, everyone else wants to do X, either go along or don’t.

    • AussieDan

      Did lol, take an upvote

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