A poster for The Wicker Man came out. I was hoping for something pagan or sexual or both like a mass orgy with a man on fire in the background being pelted by vibrators. It could even have nothing to do with the movie and be a naked chick slapping a unicorn in the face. Anything would be better than this dull blind little girl in front of someone’s head.
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