The reports of Ashlee Simpson being the face of Victoria’s Secret Pink line were false. Instead, she was just performing at their launch. Well what a performance it was. Sweat flying everywhere, Ashlee sticking her tongue out every three minutes, raising her arms in a V for Victory. The three things that make a concert great as noted by my concerts for dummies book.
I’d like to point out that in the blue dress picture, she looks disturbingly like Paris Hilton and looks emaciated. I’m very astute.
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