If you haven’t heard about the Big Brother Australia incident, then here’s a really short summary. People are pissed after watching the show, which was edited, when they saw Camilla being seemingly sexually assaulted with a turkey slap by some guy named Ashley. For some reason, a turkey slap is a cock slap, but I prefer to call it a love tap.
I found the live feed of the incident. It’s NSFW towards the end. You can see Camilla has no problems with it at all which is refreshing. So, ladies, pay attention. Just say yes to cock slaps. Your country depends on it.
Update: Youtube video after the jump.
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