Father Time must be punishing Christina Applegate. Father Time must be beating Christina Applegate like a child who blew the cocaine off the mirror. If anyone can remember past 10 years ago, then you may remember Christina Applegate was considered hot. Unless there is a new style in Hollywood called “The Teri Hatcher”, I’m not sure what’s going on.
Although, there are some benefits from looking like your 50 when you’re actually 35. For example: She’ll never be carded when buying malt liquor. If Tales From the Crypt ever comes to the big screen, she’d be a shoe-in for the Crypt Keeper. She can start collecting social security and no one will question it. See? Looking like you’re 5 years from death isn’t all that bad.