Keira Knightley is Jordan?

Katie Price

Katie Price aka Jordan is working on the third installment of her auto-biography. She’s also planning on making a movie about her life and she wants Keira Knightley to play her. So, all that needs to happen now is a magic formula that turns a 12 year old boy’s chest into one like Jessica Rabbit. Then they have to hire Rocky Balboa to punch her in the face to complete the look. After that, there’s the training needed to teach Keira how to use a bra. I’m exhausted just thinking about it. Some pictures of Keira Knightley for reference.

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